While having sex, the males penis will start rapidly swinging around in a circle like the blades of a helicopter. Anyone that happens to be on the penis in this time will become part of the penis helicopter and start rapidly swinging in a circle, also becoming the blades of a helicopter. This will cause both of the people having sex to fly off and never be seen or heard from again.
"Hey dude, did you hear of what happened to Rick last night? When he had sex with Tiffany, he did The Peni-Copter. I havent seen him since."
when you have a chicks head hanging off the bed, you’re throat fucking her and you thrust to the bottom of her throat and she clenches and her vice grips of death clench down causing your penis to bleed but then you make her suck it until it stops bleeding. tastes like pennie’s
teh PENISCOPTER is the greatest, most difficult sexual maneuver ever invented. Only the most experienced sex Goddess can pull this off with a very talented male counterpart. The woman lays on her back and puts her ass end up in the air with her vagina perfectly vertical. The male then inserts himself and stretches his arms straight out superman style with his legs perfectly straight. He is now parallel to the floor and acts as a propeller. The woman then, using her vaginal muscles begins to spin the man slowly gaining speed. She keeps spinning him faster and faster while at the same time keeping a firm vaginal grip on the penis until the couple finally lifts off into the air. The sex Goddess keeps the man spinning until he eventually ejaculates and they couple breaks free from eachother.
I was concieved when my mother and father were the first (and maybe only) couple to successfully perform teh PENISCOPTER
Designed by Panda for the war in Iraq. Vary rarely utilized by the United STates army , as t hey are extremely costly to make. Sporting a extremely long magnetic excelerated cannon that is fueled by two ball tanks that shoots a particle beam that is white in nature 1000 ft a second , easily ripping through everything in its path. This is a weapon of terror , and Black Peniscopters are extreme dangerous. It is shaped as a penis would be , hence the name
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.