penis bacon

The lil skin flap the doctors steal off the jewish kid’s penis

“Those fucking doctors..my dick will never taste the same without penis bacon”

penis bacon by Sharbbaitoohahah August 27, 2021

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Bacon Penis

A penis wrapped in bacon. A cork wrapped in pork. Ex. “Harold - can we bring out the old bacon penis again tonight?” “Of course honey, got it prepping in the toaster oven already”. Slap it, wrap it, and enjoy.

Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.

Want a bite of this bacon penis? Actually, don’t bite it, that would hurt.

Bacon Penis by ATLBOARDY August 24, 2018

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Bacon Flavored Penis

Basically Its a penis that is bacon flavored. Randomly made up when me and my friends where at the movies.

I want your *Bacon Flavored Penis* or BFP

Bacon Flavored Penis by DarkBeauty May 13, 2006

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