pengued

railing a girl so hard in the va-jj or the tail pipe that she waddles out of the room like a penguin would

hey man , i pengued this girl so hard last night , she's now in a wheel chair.

by 32 saunby boys October 20, 2010

pengued

To be extremely stoned and beyond the point of greening out you get pengued. To walk around waddling like a penguin like pengu. This can also mean swaying back and forth like a palm tree whilst standing.

Aaron: I've smoked far too much weed I cant stand still.
Alex: Fuck you're pengued

by gettinpengued April 15, 2015

Penged

To screw up even worse than expected...especially when people already assume you are going to screw up pretty badly.

I am a complete moron and people expected my invention not to work. However, I penged and not only did it not work, it blew up and killed an orphan in the process.

by Johnny 1 Ball January 5, 2011

Pengaedophile

A person who has sexual intercourse with underage penguins.

Get that Pengaedophile outta here!

by Agent N June 5, 2008

Penged

Being caught off guard by a homosexual object or comment.

Person 1: What the fcuk is that?

2# Dude that’s a picture of Gareth!

1# Oh man I just got penged.

2# You got penged bigg man.

by Mr Pacman June 14, 2010

penguena

a nickname referring to a person that is the coolest one around

Hey there penguena!!

by riflechick August 3, 2009

Penguidillo

Half Penguin, half Armadillo. The Penguidillo can swim but also has a hard outer shell. possibly the most secure animal ever to "exist".

The hybrid is rumored to have been genetically developed by the Greenland government to spy on the Icelandic neighbors in the 50's. Now has a natural habitat located at the end of the garden of 12 Drake street, Haslemere.

Is it a Penguin? Is it a Armadillo? NO. It's a Penguidillo!

by Peter Hadden December 14, 2008