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To be extremely stoned and beyond the point of greening out you get pengued. To walk around waddling like a penguin like pengu. This can also mean swaying back and forth like a palm tree whilst standing.
Aaron: I've smoked far too much weed I cant stand still.
Alex: Fuck you're pengued
pengued by gettinpengued April 15, 2015
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To screw up even worse than expected...especially when people already assume you are going to screw up pretty badly.
I am a complete moron and people expected my invention not to work. However, I penged and not only did it not work, it blew up and killed an orphan in the process.
Penged by Johnny 1 Ball January 5, 2011

Pengaedophile 

A person who has sexual intercourse with underage penguins.
Get that Pengaedophile outta here!
Pengaedophile by Agent N June 5, 2008
Being caught off guard by a homosexual object or comment.
Person 1: What the fcuk is that?

2# Dude that’s a picture of Gareth!

1# Oh man I just got penged.

2# You got penged bigg man.
Penged by Mr Pacman June 14, 2010
a nickname referring to a person that is the coolest one around
Hey there penguena!!
penguena by riflechick August 3, 2009

Penguidillo 

Half Penguin, half Armadillo. The Penguidillo can swim but also has a hard outer shell. possibly the most secure animal ever to "exist".

The hybrid is rumored to have been genetically developed by the Greenland government to spy on the Icelandic neighbors in the 50's. Now has a natural habitat located at the end of the garden of 12 Drake street, Haslemere.
Is it a Penguin? Is it a Armadillo? NO. It's a Penguidillo!
Penguidillo by Peter Hadden December 14, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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