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Penfolded 

Getting ridiculously drunk.

Usually caused by cheap alcoholic beverages, depending on what you can afford.
1. I AM WAY TOO PENFOLDED RIGHT NOW!

2. Got so Penfolded last night!

3. Drank some goon and got Penfolded!
Penfolded by Theboooooonj November 20, 2011
Words you can keep

Ryan Penfold 

The coolest cunt you'll ever come across.
Random: "I wish i was like Ryan Penfold."
Ryan Penfold by xxSnuffles December 1, 2010

ruben penfold 

an absolute baller rich prick that gets every girl wet except the one he likes!
a ruben penfold makes all the girls wet

penifoldersandwich 

to sandwhich a penis in a manilla folder
i guess when your at your cubicle and cant find a sock a penifoldersandwich is always handy.
penifoldersandwich by hobo man March 4, 2003
Penfolding is the act of having biting a partners penis during fellatio. This can only truly be appreciated in the outside setting.
Penfold by Dave69 July 15, 2008
Mole-like appearance, usually due to small beady eyes, glasses, and little pot-belly. Tends to develop in quiz geeks. Likely to have names like Oliver and Richard.
This pub is full of penfolds, let's go elsewhere.
Penfold by London Goddess January 24, 2006
An insult to someone. Calling someone “Penfold” is basically calling them a little gay leprechaun that has a short or no fuse at all. Typically someone from tasmania.
You’re such a penfold.
Penfold by Fi Fi Fo Fum March 18, 2020
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