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Penfolded 

Getting ridiculously drunk.

Usually caused by cheap alcoholic beverages, depending on what you can afford.
1. I AM WAY TOO PENFOLDED RIGHT NOW!

2. Got so Penfolded last night!

3. Drank some goon and got Penfolded!
Penfolded by Theboooooonj November 20, 2011
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Ryan Penfold 

The coolest cunt you'll ever come across.
Random: "I wish i was like Ryan Penfold."
Ryan Penfold by xxSnuffles December 1, 2010

ruben penfold 

an absolute baller rich prick that gets every girl wet except the one he likes!
a ruben penfold makes all the girls wet

penifoldersandwich 

to sandwhich a penis in a manilla folder
i guess when your at your cubicle and cant find a sock a penifoldersandwich is always handy.
penifoldersandwich by hobo man March 4, 2003
Penfolding is the act of having biting a partners penis during fellatio. This can only truly be appreciated in the outside setting.
That bitch penfolded me.
Penfold by Dave69 July 15, 2008
Mole-like appearance, usually due to small beady eyes, glasses, and little pot-belly. Tends to develop in quiz geeks. Likely to have names like Oliver and Richard.
This pub is full of penfolds, let's go elsewhere.
Penfold by London Goddess January 24, 2006
An insult to someone. Calling someone “Penfold” is basically calling them a little gay leprechaun that has a short or no fuse at all. Typically someone from tasmania.
You’re such a penfold.
Penfold by Fi Fi Fo Fum March 18, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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