penectomy

Surgical removal of the penis; usually due to cancer.

In a partial penectomy, part of the penis is removed. In a total penectomy, the whole penis is removed.

by Damian Chamberlain July 28, 2006

penectomy

What my boyfriend needs.

Maybe a penectomy would solve my sorry ass boyfriend's problems!

by Julia November 19, 2003

e-penectomy

The instantaneous removal of one's e-penis.

Person A: Did you see that level 43 guy get owned by that level 2 noob in Halo last night?
Person B: Yeah, talk about an e-penectomy.
Me: Fuck Halo, and fuck you for talking about it every 3 seconds.

by scottmale24 October 23, 2005

international penectomy day

April 10th oh you know what day it is time to cut that dick off

oh man it's April 10th hide your dick or someone's gonna cut it off cause it's international penectomy day

by dockies2346 August 19, 2021

five dollar penectomy

when a girl gets so pissed off that she slices off a man's penis with a pocket knife.

"He cheated on me, so I gave him a five dollar penectomy"

by The Movie Guru September 3, 2011

penisectomy

The removal of the male peepee-dink during a sex change operation. The opposite of an addadicktome.

Tommy, desiring to become Tolanda, wants his johnson removed so he requested a penisectomy while at the Mayo Clinic visiting his mother.

by G. Wesley Davis March 15, 2005

penictory

A book containing all the known synonyms of the word penis.

My dong itches!

Dong, that's like a ho-ho isn't it?

No man, consult the penictory

by s to the tizzo a to the nizzo February 19, 2009