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penicorn 

A unicorn with a penis on its forehead instead of a horn. It can prod and poke with the same effectiveness as the unicorn. Ovbious to which gender this creature happens to be.
The penicorn frolicked gaily among the flowers...unbeknowest that poachers come in search of the rare sack it carried proudly on its forehead.
penicorn by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003
In a partial penectomy, part of the penis is removed. In a total penectomy, the whole penis is removed.

penitoris 

an overgrown clitoris (penis + clitoris = penitoris)
fellatio my penitoris biotch!
penitoris by betito79 September 26, 2007

e-penectomy 

The instantaneous removal of one's e-penis.
Person A: Did you see that level 43 guy get owned by that level 2 noob in Halo last night?
Person B: Yeah, talk about an e-penectomy.
Me: Fuck Halo, and fuck you for talking about it every 3 seconds.
e-penectomy by scottmale24 October 23, 2005

penistry 

the act of writing or recording the history of your or anothers PENIS
He had a book of his penistry
penistry by Zach October 12, 2003

penicorn 

A Penicorn is a magnifficant creature with a penis as a horn. They are the very pets of the ancient gods! Some say that they are waiting for a soul as pure as a mountain river, to show their almighty presence to.
It is also said that even the slightest glance of such a creature blesses the beholder with eternal beauty.
Scientists from all over the world are trying to gather crucial evidence of it's existance to make an Eternal-Beauty-Potion and make millions. Naturally, ebaum is trying to find one to watermark it and put it on his site.
Omg! The animal that put out the city fire was a Penicorn!
- Duh!
penicorn by -Rabies- September 1, 2008