penictory

A book containing all the known synonyms of the word penis.

My dong itches!

Dong, that's like a ho-ho isn't it?

No man, consult the penictory

by s to the tizzo a to the nizzo February 19, 2009

penicorn

A unicorn with a penis on its forehead instead of a horn. It can prod and poke with the same effectiveness as the unicorn. Ovbious to which gender this creature happens to be.

The penicorn frolicked gaily among the flowers...unbeknowest that poachers come in search of the rare sack it carried proudly on its forehead.

by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003

penectomy

Surgical removal of the penis; usually due to cancer.

In a partial penectomy, part of the penis is removed. In a total penectomy, the whole penis is removed.

by Damian Chamberlain July 28, 2006

penitoris

an overgrown clitoris (penis + clitoris = penitoris)

fellatio my penitoris biotch!

by betito79 September 26, 2007

e-penectomy

The instantaneous removal of one's e-penis.

Person A: Did you see that level 43 guy get owned by that level 2 noob in Halo last night?
Person B: Yeah, talk about an e-penectomy.
Me: Fuck Halo, and fuck you for talking about it every 3 seconds.

by scottmale24 October 23, 2005

penistry

the act of writing or recording the history of your or anothers PENIS

He had a book of his penistry

by Zach October 12, 2003

penicorn

A Penicorn is a magnifficant creature with a penis as a horn. They are the very pets of the ancient gods! Some say that they are waiting for a soul as pure as a mountain river, to show their almighty presence to.
It is also said that even the slightest glance of such a creature blesses the beholder with eternal beauty.
Scientists from all over the world are trying to gather crucial evidence of it's existance to make an Eternal-Beauty-Potion and make millions. Naturally, ebaum is trying to find one to watermark it and put it on his site.

Omg! The animal that put out the city fire was a Penicorn!
- Duh!

by -Rabies- September 1, 2008