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Poonectomy

The removal of poo from ur anus
Eg . Takin a big shit
Hey borry, il be there soon just gotta have a madd poonectomy first
Poonectomy by Alfredeinstein69 July 26, 2026
Words you can keep
Surgical removal of the penis; usually due to cancer.
In a partial penectomy, part of the penis is removed. In a total penectomy, the whole penis is removed.
penectomy by Damian Chamberlain July 28, 2006

e-penectomy 

The instantaneous removal of one's e-penis.
Person A: Did you see that level 43 guy get owned by that level 2 noob in Halo last night?
Person B: Yeah, talk about an e-penectomy.
Me: Fuck Halo, and fuck you for talking about it every 3 seconds.
e-penectomy by scottmale24 October 23, 2005
Maybe a penectomy would solve my sorry ass boyfriend's problems!
penectomy by Julia November 19, 2003

international penectomy day 

April 10th oh you know what day it is time to cut that dick off
oh man it's April 10th hide your dick or someone's gonna cut it off cause it's international penectomy day

five dollar penectomy 

when a girl gets so pissed off that she slices off a man's penis with a pocket knife.
"He cheated on me, so I gave him a five dollar penectomy"

projectomy 

projectomy

noun:
the science dealing with the structure of projects; project being something that is contemplated, devised, or planned
the structure of a project, a program, or of any of its parts
a book, website, or treatise on this subject

Definition
The structure of project; defining such structure by way of decomposition into the primitive element; the study of this structure, and the tools, techniques, processes and practices that contribute to successful project outcomes

Word Disambiguation Origin & History
projectomy = project + -tomy (from Greek -tomia; or more modern -tome)

Origin: project
1350–1400; (noun) Middle English project ( e ) design, plan < Medieval Latin prōjectum, Latin: projecting part, noun use of neuter of Latin prōjectus, past participle of prōicere to throw forward, extend, equivalent to prō- pro-1 + -icere, combining form of jacere to throw; (v.) late Middle English project ( e ) (past participle) extended, projected < Latin prōjectus

Origin: -tome
1510–20; < French < Latin tomus < Greek tómos slice, piece, roll of paper, book, akin to témnein (to cut)

History:
First defined in the Urban Dictionary
John went to the library to borrow some books on projectomy
David was planning to be a project manager after majoring in projectomy
Yourdon, Gane and Sarson were authors of books that laid the foundation of the discipline of projectomy
projectomy by Shoumo November 21, 2013
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