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pencilbutt 

One with a butt so incredibly flat it resembles a pencil, yet they think they have twerking privileges.
Miley Cyrus's pencilbutt.
pencilbutt by hihihihihihello January 1, 2014
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Penisbutt 

A game enjoyed by many pole-fancies. Most popular from 1900-1920. The exact rules remain a mystery. It is believed to be very similar to Dandyballs and Legs-a-spread.
Oh sonny those were crazy times! My friends and I played dandyballs and legs-a-spread and Penisbutt!
Penisbutt by toethumb July 14, 2010

Penisbutter 

1. Lube or lubricant

2. Jizz, semen, sperm,
1. Hey man can u get me some penisbutter, me & Sarah are gonna get it on!( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2. OH YEAH Gimme that Penisbutter!!! OOH( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Penisbutter by Fucking.Duck May 30, 2015

penisbutt 

Generic insult. Doesn't usually mean anything sexual, regardless of the name.
Popular in grade-schools.
You told on us? You penisbutt.
penisbutt by bucketmouse September 11, 2003

pencilcunt 

A loud and obnoxious woman who wears office attire at the weekend. Usually a member of the upper class she will more likely resemble the Equus ferus caballus, sometimes simply being described as 'horsey.' She will also tend to be ruddy cheeked, over weight and generally a bieguustch... more so, a pencilcunt.
Roly: 'How is the sale of your apartment to that fat pencil skirt bitch going'

Hannah: 'You mean Pencilcunt? Well pencilcunt has decided to pull out with no explination or communication leaving me totally dans la merde'

Roly: 'What a pencilcunt!'
pencilcunt by Roly C November 15, 2012

penisbuttlicker

You.
You're a Penisbuttlicker.
penisbuttlicker by Pickle Queen November 28, 2018

penisbutter 

one who likes the taste of cum.
May I offer you some penisbutter and jelly. I have some in my fuckstick.
penisbutter by AndyC October 23, 2003
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