elvising

when your joint burns all down one side and wasting most of your weed

'oh shit man its elvising again!'

by the_groove June 11, 2005

elvising

gerund. 1. the process of gaining weight, bloating; 2. the process of gaining weight and growing sideburns simultaneously; 3. the process of gaining weight, growing sideburns, and developing an addiction to prescription drugs simultaneously; 4. any downward spiral involving rapid weight gain. See Elvis.

Man, James is really elvising. Must be all that malt liquor and Popeyes he's had since his old lady gave him the boot.

by Jay November 25, 2004

Ellising

Making people think you're going to score but in reality you're never going to close

You: "Dude, I saw Ryan post a pic with that babe"
Friend: "Ryan doesn't pull, he's just "Ellising" man"

by Far less attractive Rob Lowe October 8, 2014

Elising

Elising is like the word amazing multiplied by a googolplex of nines.

I can't belive it. That was fricking elising!

by Atchung April 10, 2005

elvissing

when your spliff starts burrning down one side - side burns!

this smoke is elvissing really badly :-(

by pratt jenkins April 21, 2017

Ellising

Originating from someone called Ellis who always talks about computer, this term was made by Fabio Moffat-Rolfi. Ellising is when someone talks about computers and judges someone elses computer because of their specs. Not only that, ellising also includes critising someone for their lack of computer knowledge.

Moses: What's your specs?
Fabio: What's that?
Moses: Ha, dumb.
Fabio: Stop ellising.

by extremecactus March 1, 2022