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Puldicking Disease 

A disease in which your cock grows so massive, when someone pulls or grabs your dick it will immediately become erect.
He has puldicking disease, and it feels so good when we fuck.

Plicking 

Pounding someone back into their primary school years, by sexual means or otherwise.
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: Ah mate I was busy plicking

Guy 1: *Dials 999*
Plicking by ChazT7 November 25, 2019

Pollicking 

The art of acting like you're twelve when you're nearly an adult. Includes, but is not limited to, stealing people's keys, driving away when somebody is walking to the car or trying to get in it, pretending to hit somebody then saying "two for flinching" or anything else that was cool/funny when we we're 12 years old.
Dude, quit Pollicking. We're 17, not 7.
Pollicking by Don'tB_Mad October 3, 2012

penicking 

The art of naming a penis, followed by girls testing if the name fits
Penicking.com
penicking by anonymousddos April 15, 2014

Plicking 

The act of jacking off and using a peanut butter sandwich, and then your dog coming and licking it all off, this all originated from American pie : the book of love.
Dario: hey bro I was totally plicking last night!!
Cody:that's nasty dudeeee!
Plicking by RL56 December 29, 2011

Plicking 

Hey man, did you see Hong Chi? He was totally Plicking last night!
Plicking by Jman102 May 22, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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