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Bunch of stupid jackasses thinking they could represent the whole Chinese people.
I actually found the word 'Pekingese' quite tasty, just like their roast duckey.
Pekingese by Peevee August 11, 2006

Pekingese Head 

A disparaging epithet used to describe a person whose hair is poufed-out and cascading on the sides while their face looks like it‘s been flattened by a two-by-four.
That poor thing definitely has a bad case of Pekingese Head.

Pekingese Feast 

Verb. A sexual encounter when the woman is on all fours. The man dresses in a panda suit and places a dollop of peanut butter on her anus and then cuts a line of wasabi along the crack of the buttocks. He assumes the position behind her and then in a quick single movement, licks the peanut butter and snorts the wasabi through a bamboo shoot, then penitrates her. He then sees how long he can perform before his face burns off.
One Sunday evening, Jody had to give Rebecca a Pekingese Feast to hold her over till after the Furry Convention.
Pekingese Feast by inkandglitter September 25, 2011

Project Pekingese 

An extremely ugly looking hood bitch, usually characterized by having a smashed in scrunched expression like she just whiffed the funky panties she has on. They typically are very short in stature although they can weigh upwards of several hundered pounds.
Man, did you see that Project Pekingese D'aunte brought to the set last night?
Project Pekingese by xzybit December 17, 2004

Pepper the Pekingese 

YOU WILL NOT FIND A MORE ADORABLE LITTLE CUTE FLUFFY POTATO LOOKIN SQUEAKY TINY LOVEABLE BABY SIZED PUPPY THAN HER!

pepper is the cutest pup on earth. had to get that out there
OMFG PEPPER YOU'RE SO CUTE O_O
we love pepper the pekingese

pakinese 

A Pakinese, is a mix raced person of whom's parents decended from two east Asian countries: Pakistan and China. The offspring will often be quite good looking, and babies are reported to fetch western interest of parents looking to adopt. Thus this rather new race is quite rare. Babies are reported to fetch upwards of $1mn to celebrity couples.
"Hey Brad I want a Pakinese baby"
"Err, sure babes, I will phone the Pakinese embassy, and then we will fly out next week".
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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