pakinese 

A Pakinese, is a mix raced person of whom's parents decended from two east Asian countries: Pakistan and China. The offspring will often be quite good looking, and babies are reported to fetch western interest of parents looking to adopt. Thus this rather new race is quite rare. Babies are reported to fetch upwards of $1mn to celebrity couples.

"Hey Brad I want a Pakinese baby"
"Err, sure babes, I will phone the Pakinese embassy, and then we will fly out next week".

pakinese by The Vanilla from Manilla October 5, 2007

Palinese 

A hard-to-decipher language that originated in Wasilla, Alaska. Believed to have first been spoken and heard in the 21st Century, it is characterized by use of moronic oversimplified phrases such as "Russia's in my backyard," "gotcha journalism," "death panels," "lame stream media," and "you betcha."

Estimated global population known to speak the language: 1 person(s)

If the former Governor of Alaska decides to run for President in 2012, we'll all need some type of interpreter during the debates 'cause no one else on earth understands Palinese.

Palinese by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

Palinese 

An incoherent rant utilizing multiple unrelated catch phrases and cliches in a fantastically run-on sentence.

The half-term governor gave a Palinese description of her position on the economy that left all listeners baffled at her comment.

Palinese by Bad Ass Liberal September 16, 2016