pekingese

a small dog with a squished in face

that pekingese looks like she got hit my a bus

by momo own October 11, 2009

Pekingese

Bunch of stupid jackasses thinking they could represent the whole Chinese people.

I actually found the word 'Pekingese' quite tasty, just like their roast duckey.

by Peevee August 11, 2006

Pekingese Head

A disparaging epithet used to describe a person whose hair is poufed-out and cascading on the sides while their face looks like it‘s been flattened by a two-by-four.

That poor thing definitely has a bad case of Pekingese Head.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

Pekingese Feast

Verb. A sexual encounter when the woman is on all fours. The man dresses in a panda suit and places a dollop of peanut butter on her anus and then cuts a line of wasabi along the crack of the buttocks. He assumes the position behind her and then in a quick single movement, licks the peanut butter and snorts the wasabi through a bamboo shoot, then penitrates her. He then sees how long he can perform before his face burns off.

One Sunday evening, Jody had to give Rebecca a Pekingese Feast to hold her over till after the Furry Convention.

by inkandglitter September 25, 2011

Project Pekingese

An extremely ugly looking hood bitch, usually characterized by having a smashed in scrunched expression like she just whiffed the funky panties she has on. They typically are very short in stature although they can weigh upwards of several hundered pounds.

Man, did you see that Project Pekingese D'aunte brought to the set last night?

by xzybit December 17, 2004

Pepper the Pekingese

YOU WILL NOT FIND A MORE ADORABLE LITTLE CUTE FLUFFY POTATO LOOKIN SQUEAKY TINY LOVEABLE BABY SIZED PUPPY THAN HER!

pepper is the cutest pup on earth. had to get that out there

OMFG PEPPER YOU'RE SO CUTE O_O
we love pepper the pekingese

by anonymouseshouses December 20, 2017

pakinese

A Pakinese, is a mix raced person of whom's parents decended from two east Asian countries: Pakistan and China. The offspring will often be quite good looking, and babies are reported to fetch western interest of parents looking to adopt. Thus this rather new race is quite rare. Babies are reported to fetch upwards of $1mn to celebrity couples.

"Hey Brad I want a Pakinese baby"
"Err, sure babes, I will phone the Pakinese embassy, and then we will fly out next week".

by The Vanilla from Manilla October 5, 2007