punkingese

American cousin to the ancient breed of toy dog originating from China. As opposed to the pekingese, which have a loving docile nature towards its owner, the American punkingese is a loud, obnoxious beast.

My punkingese was removed from his play group for being too aggressive towards the other dogs.

punkingese by @ITSmaddnNG January 7, 2010

Project Pekingese 

An extremely ugly looking hood bitch, usually characterized by having a smashed in scrunched expression like she just whiffed the funky panties she has on. They typically are very short in stature although they can weigh upwards of several hundered pounds.

Man, did you see that Project Pekingese D'aunte brought to the set last night?

Project Pekingese by xzybit December 17, 2004

Pekingese Head 

A disparaging epithet used to describe a person whose hair is poufed-out and cascading on the sides while their face looks like it‘s been flattened by a two-by-four.

That poor thing definitely has a bad case of Pekingese Head.

Pekingese Head by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

Pekingese Feast 

Verb. A sexual encounter when the woman is on all fours. The man dresses in a panda suit and places a dollop of peanut butter on her anus and then cuts a line of wasabi along the crack of the buttocks. He assumes the position behind her and then in a quick single movement, licks the peanut butter and snorts the wasabi through a bamboo shoot, then penitrates her. He then sees how long he can perform before his face burns off.

One Sunday evening, Jody had to give Rebecca a Pekingese Feast to hold her over till after the Furry Convention.

Pekingese Feast by inkandglitter September 25, 2011

pekingese

a small dog with a squished in face

that pekingese looks like she got hit my a bus

pekingese by momo own October 11, 2009

Pekingese

Bunch of stupid jackasses thinking they could represent the whole Chinese people.

I actually found the word 'Pekingese' quite tasty, just like their roast duckey.

Pekingese by Peevee August 11, 2006

Pinkinese 

it is used when you want to say that a person has a very cheerful, pink, original, extravagant style that reminds you a little of the goddess pinki

"oh fuck what a beautiful sweatshirt and so PINKINESE !!"

Pinkinese by pinkiwinky August 12, 2022