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Penguins of Madagascar
An elite military branch consisting of 4 penguins. Their most notable successes are the Assassination of Hitler, preventing 9/11 the sequel, and killing Osama Bin Laden.
Penguins of Madagascar by Carskek October 21, 2018
release the penguins
1. To seriously fuck up
2. To act quickly without thought.
This phrase began during the Great Smoky Mountain wildfires of November, 2016. The Ripley’s Aquarium in Galtlinburg, TN was in danger of catching on fire and the community was concerned about the welfare of the animals inside the establishment. During the fire, a small group of online-self-proclaimed-animal-experts strongly suggested that the penguins be released out into the wild for safety. Seriously, think about that for a minute – the penguins should be released into a forest fire to take care of themselves – can you picture how that would really work? How long would a penguin last in a forest fire?
2. To act quickly without thought.
This phrase began during the Great Smoky Mountain wildfires of November, 2016. The Ripley’s Aquarium in Galtlinburg, TN was in danger of catching on fire and the community was concerned about the welfare of the animals inside the establishment. During the fire, a small group of online-self-proclaimed-animal-experts strongly suggested that the penguins be released out into the wild for safety. Seriously, think about that for a minute – the penguins should be released into a forest fire to take care of themselves – can you picture how that would really work? How long would a penguin last in a forest fire?
"Wow, I can’t believe that I stabbed myself in the eye with a fork, I really released the penguins on that one. "
"Look, this is important – so, don’t release the penguins."
"Look, this is important – so, don’t release the penguins."
release the penguins by d_swice November 29, 2016
Penguins Of Madagascar
Elite body agents who live in a zoo. They are tasked with preventing havoc in the world, some notable examples are by preventing Donald Trump from using the N-word, preventing the 2nd 9/11 and saving Barrack Obama
By morning they are "cute and friendly penguins" but by night they're on a secret mission to infilntrate their arch-nemises and save the world and protect the n word pass.
The group consists of...
Skipper: The leader who tasks the team with top-secret military-grade missions
Private: The cude and cuddley penguin who is used as a decoy to fool their arch-nemises
Kowalski: The super-intelligent Penguin who gives the analysis whenever Skipper asks for it, his intelligence exceeds the intelligence of the CIA
Rico: The dude who provides military-class weapons to the team or anything else, i mean, he throws it up so who knows what it will be?
By morning they are "cute and friendly penguins" but by night they're on a secret mission to infilntrate their arch-nemises and save the world and protect the n word pass.
The group consists of...
Skipper: The leader who tasks the team with top-secret military-grade missions
Private: The cude and cuddley penguin who is used as a decoy to fool their arch-nemises
Kowalski: The super-intelligent Penguin who gives the analysis whenever Skipper asks for it, his intelligence exceeds the intelligence of the CIA
Rico: The dude who provides military-class weapons to the team or anything else, i mean, he throws it up so who knows what it will be?
Example of a day in the office for The Penguins of Madagascar
During day
Penguins: *waving*
Woman: Aww, those penguins are so cute
Man: i know right!, They look so harmless and cuddly
At night
Skipper: Ok team, our new mission: Infiltrate Donald trump and secure the N-word pass, KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS. RICO, TRACKER. PRIVATE, Be private!
During day
Penguins: *waving*
Woman: Aww, those penguins are so cute
Man: i know right!, They look so harmless and cuddly
At night
Skipper: Ok team, our new mission: Infiltrate Donald trump and secure the N-word pass, KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS. RICO, TRACKER. PRIVATE, Be private!
Penguins Of Madagascar by AverageLawAbidingCitizen April 27, 2019
Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)
Private was the lead mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy, but not limited to only him. He also committed systematic mass genocide in Auschwitz and was the lead commander of the 1st SS Panzer Division (Hitler's Personal Guard). He is the #1 wanted on the FBI watch list and has a bounty of around 150 million dollars .He also committed various war crimes in Northern Afghanistan during his 33rd deployment with Delta Force. These war crimes include:
1. Systematic mass genocide
2. Using chemical and biological weapons
3. Murdering more than 50,000 innocent civilians
4. Inhumane experiments on civilians
5. Use of napalm when not needed
6. Using weaponized small pox
7. Handing out "water" to civilians (it was full of Ebola cells)
8. Executing POW's
9. Assassinating military leaders
And 10. Extracting fluids from the human body, thus creating robots
1. Systematic mass genocide
2. Using chemical and biological weapons
3. Murdering more than 50,000 innocent civilians
4. Inhumane experiments on civilians
5. Use of napalm when not needed
6. Using weaponized small pox
7. Handing out "water" to civilians (it was full of Ebola cells)
8. Executing POW's
9. Assassinating military leaders
And 10. Extracting fluids from the human body, thus creating robots
Person 1: Hey, you know Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)?
Person 2: Yeah, the terrorist?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 2: Yeah, the terrorist?
Person 1: Yes.
Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020
Peguin
Peguin is an exotic FLUFFY fowl that is deficient in alcohol dehydrogenase-1 found indigenous to the island of Oahu.
These birds are known to be slow, but pride themselves in upper body strength. Legend has it they can do one pull-up. It is also a known fact they are much slower than Morulas. To avoid being trampled, they often wait an extra 10 minutes as an evolutionary survival habit to avoid being trampled.
The Peguin are a sociable species, often traveling in a group of six. They are known to make a lot of noise, but produce little in terms of results.
Colloquially, someone is a Peguin if they can talk the talk but can't walk the walk.
These birds are known to be slow, but pride themselves in upper body strength. Legend has it they can do one pull-up. It is also a known fact they are much slower than Morulas. To avoid being trampled, they often wait an extra 10 minutes as an evolutionary survival habit to avoid being trampled.
The Peguin are a sociable species, often traveling in a group of six. They are known to make a lot of noise, but produce little in terms of results.
Colloquially, someone is a Peguin if they can talk the talk but can't walk the walk.
Person 1: Dude, you spelled penguin wrong.
Person 2: No, it's a freaking bird that's indigenous to Hawaii.
Person 1: We'll burn you at the race tomorrow, Person 2
Person 2: Bring it on Peguin.
Person 1: yo, yo yo, let's do Jagerbombs.
Person 2: Let's do it, first one is on me.
Person 1: uh... hahaha, I was joking.
Person 2: Fucking Peguin.
Person 2: No, it's a freaking bird that's indigenous to Hawaii.
Person 1: We'll burn you at the race tomorrow, Person 2
Person 2: Bring it on Peguin.
Person 1: yo, yo yo, let's do Jagerbombs.
Person 2: Let's do it, first one is on me.
Person 1: uh... hahaha, I was joking.
Person 2: Fucking Peguin.
two penguins in a suit
Often confused with two chickens in some pants, it is in fact two penguins- Topsy and Bertram- in a suit, also known as (aka) the mod Avid Spark
Gamer 1: What's up with that mod?
Gamer 2: He's two penguins in a suit.
Gamer 1: Oh, that explains it.
Gamer 2: He's two penguins in a suit.
Gamer 1: Oh, that explains it.
two penguins in a suit by Notintoracism December 20, 2010
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