peekeeper

waking up in the middle of the night and having to take a piss sooo bad that you do it in any bottle you have handy. then going back to sleep and forgeting were you put it. then someone finds it weeks later and thinks your a freak.

i was sleeping in the airport and had 2 take a mad wizz i took out my snaple bottle and filled it wit my hot piss. my gf found it later in my suitcase i pulled a peekeeper... it was dum akward

peekeeper by thebaddestofmen November 7, 2010

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when a man grabs a book and throws it out of a window and yells all right peepees.

i was sitting there and then i saw a guy pull a peepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepee, like dude chill.

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The Peacekeeper 

a knight with an assault rifle who keeps the peace by shooting people in makeshift biohazard suits

Day 40: as the peacekeeper, I have continued to fight the enemies in biohazard suits, trying to steal our supply of peace. Luckily, I had remembered to upgrade my suit of armor, and my shotgun assault rifle

The Peacekeeper by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021

peehelper 

(aust) circa 1980. the woman who helps her friend (female), normally at a nightclub/venue, go to the bathroom.

julia needs to go to the bathroom. leah will go with her as her peehelper!!! how will this end..... to be continued

peehelper by Urban Dictionary July 23, 2006

peepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepe 

The term used for a long, skinny dick.

Friend 1: Wanna see my peepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepee? 🍆👉🍑🙊👌💦
Friend 2: how did you say that out lod

peepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepe by weeniswoonis March 24, 2020

Face like a beekeeper's glove 

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a beekeeper's glove!"

Face like a beekeeper's glove by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

Peeweezer 

A very unattractive and geeky female. These "women" usually resemble men more in terms of appearance and personality. They are often bottom of the barrel goblins that take desperation to a whole new level and often do not discriminate on their partners gender or looks because they will practically take anything they can get. Since they quite frankly have nothing to offer, they are masters of sexually pleasing both men and women alike to somewhat make up for how unbearable they are. Peeweezers often smell like a sweaty bodybuilder despite refusing to do any exercise of any sort. In addition, they often have a BMI well over 30 and have an appetite to match it. Unless you have the sex drive of a goat on steroids, you won't even be able to get a boner to penetrate. They are often indulged in fictional worlds to escape their miserable realities. Minecraft games, harry potter books, and the gender studies degrees are almost guaranteed to be possessed by a peeweezer. Peeweezers are always very social awkward on top of everything and just being with one can make you feel like everyone in high school is laughing at you. Once you actually get into a relationship with one, you will notice that they are unusually whiney and annoying even compared to normal girls. Even if you are one of the rare people who can tolerate the looks of a peeweezer, she'll still make you realize that you can't tolerate another day of this by week 2 of your relationship.

*Peeweezer be like "I'm actually not sure I'm NOT transgender!" Because she looks like a boy bruh

*Ain't no nigga want no peeweezer boy

* I took a tab of acid so I could ascend into another realm of getting away from peeweezer

*She's 4'10 and 250 pounds of pure peeweezer

*I had just rather remain a virgin my whole life than fuck a peeweezer

*"I kissed peeweezer and it was like when my creepy mustache uncle used to kiss me one the mouth. Seriously tho, she looks just like him too!"

*"Peeweezer said she smells like boob cheese but that's jusr her being nice to herself"

*"I just took a peeweezer on a date and now I'm broke. Seriously, I was just trying to be nice but is all you do is eat and talk about how much you hate Donald Trump?"

Peeweezer by Brocolli Obunga February 13, 2021