Peeweezer

A very unattractive and geeky female. These "women" usually resemble men more in terms of appearance and personality. They are often bottom of the barrel goblins that take desperation to a whole new level and often do not discriminate on their partners gender or looks because they will practically take anything they can get. Since they quite frankly have nothing to offer, they are masters of sexually pleasing both men and women alike to somewhat make up for how unbearable they are. Peeweezers often smell like a sweaty bodybuilder despite refusing to do any exercise of any sort. In addition, they often have a BMI well over 30 and have an appetite to match it. Unless you have the sex drive of a goat on steroids, you won't even be able to get a boner to penetrate. They are often indulged in fictional worlds to escape their miserable realities. Minecraft games, harry potter books, and the gender studies degrees are almost guaranteed to be possessed by a peeweezer. Peeweezers are always very social awkward on top of everything and just being with one can make you feel like everyone in high school is laughing at you. Once you actually get into a relationship with one, you will notice that they are unusually whiney and annoying even compared to normal girls. Even if you are one of the rare people who can tolerate the looks of a peeweezer, she'll still make you realize that you can't tolerate another day of this by week 2 of your relationship.

*Peeweezer be like "I'm actually not sure I'm NOT transgender!" Because she looks like a boy bruh

*Ain't no nigga want no peeweezer boy

* I took a tab of acid so I could ascend into another realm of getting away from peeweezer

*She's 4'10 and 250 pounds of pure peeweezer

*I had just rather remain a virgin my whole life than fuck a peeweezer

*"I kissed peeweezer and it was like when my creepy mustache uncle used to kiss me one the mouth. Seriously tho, she looks just like him too!"

*"Peeweezer said she smells like boob cheese but that's jusr her being nice to herself"

*"I just took a peeweezer on a date and now I'm broke. Seriously, I was just trying to be nice but is all you do is eat and talk about how much you hate Donald Trump?"

by Brocolli Obunga February 13, 2021

peter petweeter

Noun-An abnormally small penis. Usually under 5 inches. The name insinuates its cuteness.

Brenda-"Awww, look at the lil' peter petweeter. It's so cute!"
Brad-"I would prefer if you didn't call Mr. Bigglesworth cute."

(Note, talking baby talk to a slong is usually considered a no-no for fear of insulting its owner, yet always tempting.)

by geniusH August 6, 2006

peeweeleelee

peeweeleelee is a supa herandus ugly ass child.

peeweeleelee likes to butt cracks and eat da booty

by andrew.t is super sexy May 24, 2018

PeeWeeHerminer

Relates to that creepy Uncle who always gets a little bit to close for comfort at family gatherings, usually at holiday functions.

Lisa: "Unlce Jimmy won't stop talking to me about personal things, and keeps touching me where Uncles shouldn't"

John: "Don't worry, he's just socially inept. He was born a PeeWeeHerminer "

by TBRUSO February 6, 2010

peekeeper

waking up in the middle of the night and having to take a piss sooo bad that you do it in any bottle you have handy. then going back to sleep and forgeting were you put it. then someone finds it weeks later and thinks your a freak.

i was sleeping in the airport and had 2 take a mad wizz i took out my snaple bottle and filled it wit my hot piss. my gf found it later in my suitcase i pulled a peekeeper... it was dum akward

by thebaddestofmen November 7, 2010