wargasm

when someone is playing call of duty and gets so exited that they cum a little. a violent sexual fantasy.
i was playin some C.O.D and it got so suspenceful/exiting that i had a wargasm and made a mess in my jeans...shit
by thebaddestofmen November 04, 2010
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ass twinkies

another word for a speedo, most of the time refering to overweight men wearing speedos because it apears that your ass is eating up the speedo.
yo im off this beach to many ass twinkies
by thebaddestofmen November 03, 2010
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peekeeper

waking up in the middle of the night and having to take a piss sooo bad that you do it in any bottle you have handy. then going back to sleep and forgeting were you put it. then someone finds it weeks later and thinks your a freak.
i was sleeping in the airport and had 2 take a mad wizz i took out my snaple bottle and filled it wit my hot piss. my gf found it later in my suitcase i pulled a peekeeper... it was dum akward
by thebaddestofmen November 05, 2010
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