When you have a retarded penis. When youre actually retarded enough to have a penis with a brain of its own. Wtf? If you have a penizzle then Steven Nipper will come slap it so watch out. Penizzles are usually shaped like a pretzel, therefor making it "interesting" to give head to.

Joe lookoed down one day only to notice that he had a penizzle. What a fuckin niglet. Therefor steven went and slapped it.

penizzle by TyroneTheMonkey December 24, 2003

Penizzle

A slang term for penis derived from Snoop Dogg like slang such as fo-shizzle.

Hey. Why don't you come over and play with my penizzle

Penizzle by BullyFTW February 18, 2009

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mizzle petizzle

Refers to a hot stud who works in a fraud or risk management job.

Yo, I was lovin that cell phone until I got busted by that mizzle petizzle.

mizzle petizzle by Scotty Boy April 24, 2003

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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