pedo-stash

A word used to describe a small moustache that would be befitting of a paedophile. Commonly used in English secondary schools to describe pubecent boys' dodgy unshaved moustaches.
Girl 1 "look at Josh and his little pedo-stash"

Girl 2 "eurgh, just pick up a razor it's not hard"
by bigtiddysucker October 01, 2023
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Pedo-stash

A pencil like mustache that would be befitting a pedophile
Dude see that guy over there in the playground. Dude is sporting a serious pedo-stash, we should call the police.
by dragonneus June 29, 2015
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Pedo-Stash

A pencil-like mustache that would be befitting a pedophile
Dude see Cien over there in the playground. Dude is sporting a serious pedo-stash we should call the police.
by Cienispedophile January 21, 2021
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pedo stash

When a man’s moustache looks makes them look like a pedo
Bob: Bruv you need to get rid of the pedo stash
John: Mate my shaver is broken i’ll get a new one next week
by lukeeey January 22, 2025
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