Pedo-stash
Dude see that guy over there in the playground. Dude is sporting a serious pedo-stash, we should call the police.
Pedo-stash by dragonneus July 10, 2015
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pedo-stash
A word used to describe a small moustache that would be befitting of a paedophile. Commonly used in English secondary schools to describe pubecent boys' dodgy unshaved moustaches.
pedo-stash by bigtiddysucker September 30, 2023
Related Words
Pedo-stash • pedostache • Pedostachian • Pedo Tash • pedo • pedo pete • pedo-baiting • Pedo Guy • Pedo-ball • Pedo Boner
Pedo-Stash
Dude see Cien over there in the playground. Dude is sporting a serious pedo-stash we should call the police.
Pedo-Stash by Cienispedophile January 20, 2021
pedo stash
Bob: Bruv you need to get rid of the pedo stash
John: Mate my shaver is broken i’ll get a new one next week
John: Mate my shaver is broken i’ll get a new one next week
pedo stash by lukeeey January 22, 2025
pedostache
A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.
pedostache by J. Agnew June 14, 2006
pedostache
The moustache often seen on pedophiles. Appears as a dangerously thin, greasy moustache, often complimented by the aviator glasses and the pedosmile.
Pedophiles can be spotted through the useful guide provided by Maddox.
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net /c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo
Pedophiles can be spotted through the useful guide provided by Maddox.
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net /c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo
"Francis, that pedostache isn't gonna help much...well, the fact that she's in middle school doesn't help much either."
pedostache by Tim Tim the Crazy Man August 3, 2006
pedostache
A pedophiles mustache. And the mustache for the guys in surgeon simulator. The best way to find those criminals who rape, and do stuff like that.
Pedo: Dude i just went to-
Guy: Don't even talk
Pedo: what do yo-
Guy:douche i know you're a pedofile with that pedostache of yours
Pedo: Shit
*rapes
Guy: Don't even talk
Pedo: what do yo-
Guy:douche i know you're a pedofile with that pedostache of yours
Pedo: Shit
*rapes
pedostache by corvokenway December 13, 2015
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