Pedes 

Danish slang for pizza

D: "Skal vi have en pedes, det er jo fredag?"
E: "Wanna go grab a pedes, its Friday?"

Pedes by Lenius April 13, 2018

Pedes A Deedling 

Referring to the awkward and creepy way that a typical house centipede moves.

"Oh my god! Look at those giant pedes a deedling across the floor."

"Yeah, that's a big ol' johnny deedling a deedling dee."

Pedes A Deedling by Yoshman90 August 25, 2011

Per Pedes Flens

The Act of walking to a destination while Drinking Beer
(Flens=Flensburger, popular german beer in a popcap bottle)
instead of driving, for either lack of a vehicle or due to Wanderlust

Paronym for Mercedes Benz

"How you gonna get to the Party tonight?"
"Per Pedes Flens"

Per Pedes Flens by Iron_Side May 26, 2026

pedosexual 

not real, make believe, bullshit.
just pedophilia.

Lauren: "What is your sexual identity Mark?"
Mark: "Im a pedosexual"
Lauren: "No, you fucking dipshit. You're just a pedophile, you fuck children, and should be publicly hanged."

pedosexual by godthemself June 24, 2018

Pedasodemierda 

Cowards. Lairs. Snitches. Thieves.

Snakes. Fakes. Bitter Leaches.
Facebook whores. Twitter skeezers.
Bitchmade lames. Haters. Weasels.

Get the fuck from around me you pedasodemierda.

Pedasodemierda by Comegetsomeshucka August 2, 2019

Pedosexual 

A made-up sexual orientation in which the person is attracted to underage kids. It's OK to be straight. Or gay. Or bi. However, you are a fucking lunatic if you are pedosexual.

Pedo: Hi I'm a pedosexual.
Any sane human being: Ew tf.
FBI: OPEN UP!

Pedosexual by DabasaurusOfficial69 February 20, 2019

Pedestrian Pick 

The act of getting a jump on a long line of traffic in a parking lot because some reckless pedestrian has decided to walk out in front of a car. Most beneficial when needing a left turn.

Driver: "Whoa! That fat lady almost got clipped by that Pinto."

Passenger: "Yeah, but that tub-of-lard cut off those other ten cars. Left turn please."

Driver: "Saved by the Pedestrian Pick!"

Pedestrian Pick by cjavysanchez13 May 10, 2011