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pedosexual
Lauren: "What is your sexual identity Mark?"
Mark: "Im a pedosexual"
Lauren: "No, you fucking dipshit. You're just a pedophile, you fuck children, and should be publicly hanged."
Mark: "Im a pedosexual"
Lauren: "No, you fucking dipshit. You're just a pedophile, you fuck children, and should be publicly hanged."
pedosexual by godthemself June 24, 2018
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Pedasodemierda
Cowards. Lairs. Snitches. Thieves.
Snakes. Fakes. Bitter Leaches.
Facebook whores. Twitter skeezers.
Bitchmade lames. Haters. Weasels.
Snakes. Fakes. Bitter Leaches.
Facebook whores. Twitter skeezers.
Bitchmade lames. Haters. Weasels.
Pedasodemierda by Comegetsomeshucka August 2, 2019
Pedosexual
A made-up sexual orientation in which the person is attracted to underage kids. It's OK to be straight. Or gay. Or bi. However, you are a fucking lunatic if you are pedosexual.
Pedosexual by DabasaurusOfficial69 February 20, 2019
Pedestrian Pick
The act of getting a jump on a long line of traffic in a parking lot because some reckless pedestrian has decided to walk out in front of a car. Most beneficial when needing a left turn.
Driver: "Whoa! That fat lady almost got clipped by that Pinto."
Passenger: "Yeah, but that tub-of-lard cut off those other ten cars. Left turn please."
Driver: "Saved by the Pedestrian Pick!"
Passenger: "Yeah, but that tub-of-lard cut off those other ten cars. Left turn please."
Driver: "Saved by the Pedestrian Pick!"
Pedestrian Pick by cjavysanchez13 May 10, 2011
Pedosexual
Pedosexual by SrSleepy August 4, 2018
Pedosexual
A nonexistent "sexuality" that pedophiles are trying to use to justify molesting kids. New flash guys. Age is not a gender/sex. Pedophilia is a mental illness, where being lgbtqa+ isn't. Thank you, have a nice day.
Susie: mister, what's your sexuality?
Bob: I'm a pedosexual!
Susie: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT BABIES MOUTH!
Bob: I'm a pedosexual!
Susie: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT BABIES MOUTH!
Pedosexual by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019
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