ped0s

ped0s are NOT THE SAME as pedophiles ped0s are not child molesters!!

y'all are ped0s
ped0s and pedos are not the same!!! It's not the same!!!

by Ziammie January 9, 2021

pedosexual

not real, make believe, bullshit.
just pedophilia.

Lauren: "What is your sexual identity Mark?"
Mark: "Im a pedosexual"
Lauren: "No, you fucking dipshit. You're just a pedophile, you fuck children, and should be publicly hanged."

by godthemself June 24, 2018

Pedasodemierda

Cowards. Lairs. Snitches. Thieves.

Snakes. Fakes. Bitter Leaches.
Facebook whores. Twitter skeezers.
Bitchmade lames. Haters. Weasels.

Get the fuck from around me you pedasodemierda.

by Comegetsomeshucka August 2, 2019

Pedosexual

A made-up sexual orientation in which the person is attracted to underage kids. It's OK to be straight. Or gay. Or bi. However, you are a fucking lunatic if you are pedosexual.

Pedo: Hi I'm a pedosexual.
Any sane human being: Ew tf.
FBI: OPEN UP!

by DabasaurusOfficial69 February 20, 2019

Pedestrian Pick

The act of getting a jump on a long line of traffic in a parking lot because some reckless pedestrian has decided to walk out in front of a car. Most beneficial when needing a left turn.

Driver: "Whoa! That fat lady almost got clipped by that Pinto."

Passenger: "Yeah, but that tub-of-lard cut off those other ten cars. Left turn please."

Driver: "Saved by the Pedestrian Pick!"

by cjavysanchez13 May 10, 2011

Pedosexual

Creeps who say theyre LGBTQ+ as an excuse to commit pedophillia

Jim: I identify as a a Pedosexual

Tom: Well heck you then.

by SrSleepy August 4, 2018

Pedosexual

A nonexistent "sexuality" that pedophiles are trying to use to justify molesting kids. New flash guys. Age is not a gender/sex. Pedophilia is a mental illness, where being lgbtqa+ isn't. Thank you, have a nice day.

Susie: mister, what's your sexuality?
Bob: I'm a pedosexual!
Susie: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT BABIES MOUTH!

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019