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totally pecans 

The appropriate response when somebody says: "You're nuts!" or "That's nuts"
Branden: You're nuts
Will: Totally pecans
totally pecans by yowas December 18, 2008

Sweat Pecans 

When your testes are sweaty and your girlfriend (or any other girl for that matter) sucks on them while giving you head.
Ken: How was Tracy last night?
Lake: She went down on me then sucked on my sweat pecans. Best blow job I have ever had.
Ken: Nice!! I'm going to try to get my girl to do that tonight.
Sweat Pecans by JKDBLV July 13, 2010
Someone who have an extreme craving for pecans
Frank ate all of the dam pecan pie , he's so pecanable.
pecanable by Krummer311 November 6, 2017

Pecans Position

The act of making out with someone under a pool table.
Me and this girl were rolling around on the floor all night eventually we ended up under the pool table in the Pecans Position.
Pecans Position by hplg February 9, 2010

Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

they are not made nuts, they are actually made fruits and those are the seeds of the fruits.
Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

gone pecans 

a Southern term synonymous with "gone nuts", as in when somebody is doing something crazy, or saying something that doesn't make sense.
Ciza Sosay: So the people who picking pecans on the side of the road are they Gone Pecans??? I'm just saying I respect the hustle but are they Gone Pecans???? Somebody plz let me know.... LMAO..

Leanne: LOLS
gone pecans by imswtmelissa December 6, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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