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cashews - an incredibly awesome occourance

cashews are much better than peanuts
that win over the yankees last night was fuckin cashews
cashews by john fagerholm April 5, 2005
Term Describing your testicles.
Hey lady, be careful with the cashews while playing with the jim
cashews by billyjoejimbob September 3, 2005
NFL player Jamal Agnew. Flight pronunciation of his name is Cashews or The Cashews dude. Jamal Agnew is a WR and return specialist. Who tied the NFL record for the longest play with a 109 yard return of a missed field goal.
Flight: “Cashews you got it YOU GOT IT CASHEWS.”
Cashews by Booper Buppington July 17, 2022

Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

they are not made nuts, they are actually made fruits and those are the seeds of the fruits.
Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

Issues or Cashews 

First used on the Cum Town podcast in a fugue state by co-host Nick Mullen, cashews or issues is what wiggers say as a warning during a dispute of some kind. The meaning being they are willing to escalate a conflict, or peacefully resolve it. The phrase is derived from "break nuts together" which in itself is derived from "break bread together" in this case the nuts/ bread being broken are cashews.
" We can pop a squatty at the table and break nuts, or we can have an issue. It's issues or cashews. It's on you my wigga. That's on you."
"Please stop. Stop calling me that."

Just a couple of cashews 

instead of saying "you're nutty" or "you're a nut", you can just say someone is a cashew. Alternatively, you can shorten it to just 'shews.
"Dude what's up with those ppl spazzing out over there?"
"Dunno, just a couple of cashews"