Definitions by JKDBLV

Toilet Dildo 

A jet stream of water from a rigged toilet that shoots up your butthole, and thereby raping you with your own bodily wastes.

Guy-scarred-for-life: That toilet back fired on me!!!
Prankster: How did you enjoy your toilet dildo?

Toilet Dildo by JKDBLV July 30, 2010

Sweat Pecans 

When your testes are sweaty and your girlfriend (or any other girl for that matter) sucks on them while giving you head.

Ken: How was Tracy last night?
Lake: She went down on me then sucked on my sweat pecans. Best blow job I have ever had.
Ken: Nice!! I'm going to try to get my girl to do that tonight.

Sweat Pecans by JKDBLV July 13, 2010