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Pebius
Friend: Hey do you want to hang out this weekend?
Me: Pebius
pebius by Pebius November 6, 2020
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1: A green semi-precious gemstone.

2: A character from Steven Universe, an animated television series on Cartoon Network. She has a green peridot stone embedded in her forehead, green skin, and yellow hair suspiciously similar to a Frito Lay chip. She was orginally evil and intent on using a bio weapon of sorts to explode the Earth, but eventually was converted to the Crystal Gems. She still retains her stubborn, egotistical and annoying personality, as well as her love of calling everyone else a "clod."
1: Wait, is this a Peridot or an Emerald?

2: Peridot really needs to stop calling everyone a clod.
Peridot by YutyrannusRex September 6, 2016
The most badass, best Crystal Gem. Is a green dorito who's lesbian for Lapis Lazuli.
Person 1: "Who's your favourite character from Lesbian Space Rocks?
Person 2: I'd have to say, Peridot, the green dorito.
Peridot by pureboredom May 29, 2020
A penis that is the same size whether it is erect or not. The only aspect that changes upon excitement is the firmness of the genitalia.
Last night my boy Shaho slapped my face with his erect pebie before we took a dip in the pool
pebie by schlongswinger99 March 16, 2015
A misspelling of the word "Penis." Commonly found in shitpost and memes.
Thats a huuuge pebis
Pebis by Bin chicken lord June 5, 2018
Noun: A penid is a class of lifeform resembling the genitalia of a human male. A highly phallic creature. Latin: penidae.
Hagfish, fat inkeeper worms and sea cucumbers are all members of the penid family.
Penid by whatisbestinlife July 28, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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