Cinnamon Roll

WoF: Sunny, Clay
Warrior Cats: Greystripe, Mosskit
Cuphead: Mugman
Undertale: Papyrus, Asriel
FnAf: PuRple GuY (jk)
I’m sorry

*Oh look, it’s Papyrus!
NYE HE HEH!
*cinnamon roll detected.

by pureboredom July 09, 2021

Agony

Stepping on Lego

Person 1: " Hey bro, can u come help me? "
Person 2: "No, I'm experiencing the agony of stepping on Lego."

by pureboredom May 29, 2020

getting a tooth removed

It sucks it makes your mouth swell up and you have to rinse your mouth with saltwater three times each day for a week and then you go to the tongue specialist for urgent treatment cause it burns ur precious tongue. ._.

See disgusting

Person 1: Getting a tooth removed? enjoy the saltwater ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person 2: whut ._.
(a few hours layer)
Person 2: MY TONGUE OH IT BURNS

by pureboredom August 13, 2020

IAS

I am speed.

anon: yooo, how did you win that race?
lightning mcqueen: IAS
anon: what the fuck does that mean
lightning mcqueen: urban dictionary
anon: the fuck is that
lightning mqueen: commits vehicular manslaughter

by pureboredom August 18, 2023

I’m sorry FBI agent

If you typed this into the search bar you probably just searched up Bee Movie R34.

Young Timothy was very ashamed that he had searched up naked emoji movie characters, and typed ‘I’m sorry FBI agent’ into the search bar.

by pureboredom March 25, 2023

Yellow Diamond

A clod.

Peridot to Yellow Diamond: You CLOD!!!!

by pureboredom April 23, 2020

Peridot

The most badass, best Crystal Gem. Is a green dorito who's lesbian for Lapis Lazuli.

Person 1: "Who's your favourite character from Lesbian Space Rocks?
Person 2: I'd have to say, Peridot, the green dorito.

by pureboredom May 29, 2020