Definitions by pureboredom

IAS 

I am speed.

anon: yooo, how did you win that race?
lightning mcqueen: IAS
anon: what the fuck does that mean
lightning mcqueen: urban dictionary
anon: the fuck is that
lightning mqueen: commits vehicular manslaughter

IAS by pureboredom August 18, 2023

I’m sorry FBI agent

If you typed this into the search bar you probably just searched up Bee Movie R34.

Young Timothy was very ashamed that he had searched up naked emoji movie characters, and typed ‘I’m sorry FBI agent’ into the search bar.

I’m sorry FBI agent by pureboredom March 25, 2023

Free the Wee

A stupid ass catchphrase for the random secondary school protests going on in the UK. Students may write this slogan on their foreheads, collars and shirts, and charge around the school quoting it. So, basically, stupidity in a refined form.

Student: “FREE THE WEE!”
Teacher: “What the actual fuck, Timothy?”

Free the Wee by pureboredom March 19, 2023

Sus 

Sus is the genus of wild and domestic pigs, within the even-toed ungulate family Suidae. Sus include domestic pigs and their ancestor, the common Eurasian wild boar, along with other species. Sus species, like all suids, are native to the Eurasian and African continents, ranging from Europe to the Pacific islands.
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⠄⠄⠄⠘⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄
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⠄⠄⣀⣀⡙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢛⣩⠤⠾⠄⠛⠋⠉⢉
⠄⠺⠿⠛⠛⠃⠄⠉⠙⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⣀⣀⣠⣤⣠⣴⣶⣼⣿

That pig is sus.

Sus by pureboredom April 17, 2022

Cinnamon Roll

WoF: Sunny, Clay
Warrior Cats: Greystripe, Mosskit
Cuphead: Mugman
Undertale: Papyrus, Asriel
FnAf: PuRple GuY (jk)
I’m sorry

*Oh look, it’s Papyrus!
NYE HE HEH!
*cinnamon roll detected.

Cinnamon Roll by pureboredom July 9, 2021

Lyin 2 Me

An Among Us song by CG5 that's as catchy as nits in a primary school

I can't get Lyin 2 Me out of my stupid head

Lyin 2 Me by pureboredom December 11, 2020

Grillbys 

A restaurant where SANS dies.

Oh shit, sans went to Grillbys.

Grillbys by pureboredom December 11, 2020