17 definitions by pureboredom

Person 1/Person 2

Those mysterious people often used in Urban Dictionary definitions.
;-;

"WHO THE HECK IS PERSON 1/PERSON 2?"

by pureboredom May 29, 2020

IAS

I am speed.

anon: yooo, how did you win that race?
lightning mcqueen: IAS
anon: what the fuck does that mean
lightning mcqueen: urban dictionary
anon: the fuck is that
lightning mqueen: commits vehicular manslaughter

by pureboredom August 19, 2023

Agony

Stepping on Lego

Person 1: " Hey bro, can u come help me? "
Person 2: "No, I'm experiencing the agony of stepping on Lego."

by pureboredom May 29, 2020

King Dice

A pervert that you can't help but love. had a moustache and sports purple jacket and tie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Girl: You see that King Dice over there? He's so popular!
Boy: In the pervert industry ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by pureboredom August 13, 2020

getting a tooth removed

It sucks it makes your mouth swell up and you have to rinse your mouth with saltwater three times each day for a week and then you go to the tongue specialist for urgent treatment cause it burns ur precious tongue. ._.

See disgusting

Person 1: Getting a tooth removed? enjoy the saltwater ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person 2: whut ._.
(a few hours layer)
Person 2: MY TONGUE OH IT BURNS

by pureboredom August 13, 2020

Lyin 2 Me

An Among Us song by CG5 that's as catchy as nits in a primary school

I can't get Lyin 2 Me out of my stupid head

by pureboredom December 11, 2020

Cat Day

Making up holidays for each day starting with Cat Day. Cat Day takes place on the 1st of January and is a day when we all celebrate and appreciate cats. If you have a cat, you must act as his\her slave for the whole day.

"You better respect your cat today bro, it's Cat Day!"

by pureboredom May 29, 2020