King Dice

A pervert that you can't help but love. had a moustache and sports purple jacket and tie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Girl: You see that King Dice over there? He's so popular!
Boy: In the pervert industry ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by pureboredom August 13, 2020

getting a tooth removed

It sucks it makes your mouth swell up and you have to rinse your mouth with saltwater three times each day for a week and then you go to the tongue specialist for urgent treatment cause it burns ur precious tongue. ._.

See disgusting

Person 1: Getting a tooth removed? enjoy the saltwater ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person 2: whut ._.
(a few hours layer)
Person 2: MY TONGUE OH IT BURNS

by pureboredom August 13, 2020

Cinnamon Roll

WoF: Sunny, Clay
Warrior Cats: Greystripe, Mosskit
Cuphead: Mugman
Undertale: Papyrus, Asriel
FnAf: PuRple GuY (jk)
I’m sorry

*Oh look, it’s Papyrus!
NYE HE HEH!
*cinnamon roll detected.

by pureboredom July 09, 2021

Free the Wee

A stupid ass catchphrase for the random secondary school protests going on in the UK. Students may write this slogan on their foreheads, collars and shirts, and charge around the school quoting it. So, basically, stupidity in a refined form.

Student: “FREE THE WEE!”
Teacher: “What the actual fuck, Timothy?”

by pureboredom March 19, 2023

Yellow Diamond

A clod.

Peridot to Yellow Diamond: You CLOD!!!!

by pureboredom April 23, 2020

IAS

I am speed.

anon: yooo, how did you win that race?
lightning mcqueen: IAS
anon: what the fuck does that mean
lightning mcqueen: urban dictionary
anon: the fuck is that
lightning mqueen: commits vehicular manslaughter

by pureboredom August 19, 2023

Person 1/Person 2

Those mysterious people often used in Urban Dictionary definitions.
;-;

"WHO THE HECK IS PERSON 1/PERSON 2?"

by pureboredom May 29, 2020