schlongswinger99's definitions
Sex accompanied by profuse crying by the male counterpart(s), usually performed with emotional Maroon 5 music playing in the background
by schlongswinger99 November 9, 2015
Get the throb n' sobmug. A penis that is the same size whether it is erect or not. The only aspect that changes upon excitement is the firmness of the genitalia.
by schlongswinger99 March 14, 2015
Get the Pebimug. A penis that is the same size whether it is erect or not. The only aspect that changes upon excitement is the firmness of the genitalia.
by schlongswinger99 March 16, 2015
Get the pebiemug.