pcrastibation

skipping school for the sole purpose of masturbating. Often done by ninth graders.

Jack: hmm. Connors not here today.

Nick: epic pcrastibation.

meanwhile connor jacks off to the fiesta bowl on DVD

pcrastibation by connor loves to masterbade March 31, 2012

procrastibation 

Masturbation to kill time when you should be doing something else.

I engaged in an epic procrastibation spree when I should have been writing a paper.

procrastibation by Harthacnut March 1, 2009

procrastibation 

A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.

"ahhhhhhh! thats better, now i can concentrate"

procrastibation by ricemond December 3, 2003

procrastibation 

The use of masturbation to postpone a task in hand. Combination of procrastination and masturbation.

I was supposed to be revising for the exam, but all I've been doing is procrastibation.

procrastibation by searchlight June 9, 2011

Procrastibation 

The sexual gratification of one's self under the guise of relieving stress when one is simply avoiding work.

I found him watching pornography instead of studying, he said he was relieving stress but I know he had wasted hours of time with procrastibation.

Procrastibation by Kyzer13 August 11, 2009

procrastibation 

Jacking around when you have more important things to do.

I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.

procrastibation by uffda.doncha.know February 22, 2010

Procrastibation 

The act of procrastination by the use of excessive masterbation.

Tom: "Hey did you do the English homework?"
Jeff: "Yeah but I didn't finish it until about 2 AM. Procrastibation is really a bitch."

Procrastibation by L2uk3 September 5, 2010