An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.
"Whoa! look at that beached whale"
by ricemond December 06, 2003
by ricemond December 05, 2003
An amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. Often marketed by prepubescent children who unwittingly sing about naming their "meat" and whose mascot is a gigantic weiner on wheels.
"my bologne has a first name"
by ricemond December 06, 2003
This honger club in Richmond BC has been made popular by 16 year old ricers and teddyboy gangbangers who think they are pimpin. The dance floor is bumpin, where the sickest moves from para para paradise, dance dance revolution, and any of the newest arcade games can be exhibited.
by ricemond December 03, 2003
A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.
by ricemond December 04, 2003