Definitions by ricemond
oscar mayer
An amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. Often marketed by prepubescent children who unwittingly sing about naming their "meat" and whose mascot is a gigantic weiner on wheels.
"my bologne has a first name"
oscar mayer by ricemond December 6, 2003
beached whale
An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.
beached whale by ricemond December 6, 2003
procrastibation
A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.
procrastibation by ricemond December 3, 2003