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procrastibation

A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.
"ahhhhhhh! thats better, now i can concentrate"
by ricemond December 3, 2003
mugGet the procrastibationmug.

Viva

This honger club in Richmond BC has been made popular by 16 year old ricers and teddyboy gangbangers who think they are pimpin. The dance floor is bumpin, where the sickest moves from para para paradise, dance dance revolution, and any of the newest arcade games can be exhibited.
"r u going to viva la~ kekeke"
by ricemond December 3, 2003
mugGet the Vivamug.

azn pride

by ricemond December 6, 2003
mugGet the azn pridemug.

le

A common preposition that can be placed before any English word to make it French.
"I am le French" or "I am le cool"
by ricemond December 4, 2003
mugGet the lemug.

beached whale

An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.
by ricemond December 6, 2003
mugGet the beached whalemug.

oscar mayer

An amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. Often marketed by prepubescent children who unwittingly sing about naming their "meat" and whose mascot is a gigantic weiner on wheels.
"my bologne has a first name"
by ricemond December 6, 2003
mugGet the oscar mayermug.

free

"one! two! free!"
by ricemond December 6, 2003
mugGet the freemug.

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