Definitions by ricemond
beached whale
An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.
beached whale by ricemond December 6, 2003
oscar mayer
An amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. Often marketed by prepubescent children who unwittingly sing about naming their "meat" and whose mascot is a gigantic weiner on wheels.
"my bologne has a first name"
oscar mayer by ricemond December 6, 2003
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Viva
This honger club in Richmond BC has been made popular by 16 year old ricers and teddyboy gangbangers who think they are pimpin. The dance floor is bumpin, where the sickest moves from para para paradise, dance dance revolution, and any of the newest arcade games can be exhibited.
procrastibation
A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.
procrastibation by ricemond December 3, 2003