pbanned 

mainly used on Roblox and Minecraft, it means permanently banned.

gamekid28: my friend got pbanned
xx_epic111: oh no how
gamekid28: hes such a script kiddie that he got banner for scripts
xx_epic111: lol

pbanned by peterpumpkinyeeter August 20, 2020

planned hammer

Basically a pre-scheduled bender. It's a result of turning 30 and having to plan your hangovers around other obligations like your job or your kids.

Sarah: Hey Kimmy, can you take my morning shift at IHOP on Sunday? I have to go to church that morning.

Kimmy: I'd love to, but I have a planned hammer on Saturday. I'm going to a kegger at Lorenzo's house, and i plan on getting white girl wasted.

Sarah: Can I come?

Kimmie: No way churchie.

planned hammer by cokemidget March 31, 2017

Just as planned 

When the results of your endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast you generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded

-Previously-
Light Yagami: I'm gonna kill him >:I

-Later-
*dude dies*
Light Yagami: Yay~ :D the results of my endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast I generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded...

L: What?

Light: Just as planned :)
Oh wait... CRA-

Just as planned by kurouke November 12, 2010

planned obsession 

When a large corporation plans a products availability to the market by the obsessive nature of their customers.

"Did you see the line of zombies at the apple store at 3 am yesterday? Guess they are waiting for the iPhone t1000"

"Planned obsession at its worst"

planned obsession by badback9 September 20, 2013

planned obsolescence 

A process which involves a manufacture to develope a product (such as a car, video game console, TV) with the intentions of making it obsolete and/or non-functional after a certain period of time in order to sales and profit. It has benefits for a producer (repeat purchases) but disadvantages for the consumer(waste of time and money).

Man, I have to go to the store again; my toaster broke and it would cost more to fix it than to buy a new one. Freakin' planned obsolescence.

planned obsolescence by Yza January 11, 2009

sauce panned 

A common phrase in the UK to describe being shit faced or wasted. To get sauce panned is to get drunk from consuming a lot of alcohol.

Henry got so sauce panned last night.

sauce panned by drunkenstoop September 15, 2016

peter-panned 

An act of which two mammals (or non-mammals, whatever one prefers) "pan" each other. One may take the word "pan" in anyway, shape, or form that he or she prefers.

Nicole Rose Palmer was peter-panned in Kelcey Fabianski's bed while Taylor Dash and Kaity Olson were sleeping.

peter-panned by IOWACiTY2010 November 27, 2010