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When all of the Ghettos Ho's show up with 4-6 Nigglettes at the Niggas temp job to put them on a guilt trip and try to score some money.
Come on Y'all we gone see yo Daddies at werk, Come on Fool it's Pay Day!
pay day by psychobillypimpstyle January 27, 2003
A gargantuant penis with a layer of large bumps around the shaft.
Don't touch my pay day, its for my girlfriend!
Pay Day by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011
Something that only seems to bring dissapointment...
YO YO YO! I GOTZ MAH PAYCHE--- dayyum... fiznutz, yo...
pay day by Anonymous January 27, 2003
The worst candy bar ever invented. Consists of a piece of caramel or something covered in nuts. Tastes like shit.
Keep that Pay Day shit away from me.
Pay Day by dr. ake November 13, 2005
A Pay Day is when you have unprotected anal sex and you get a small peanut lodged in your pee hole.
You then find a friend and pee on them, shooting the peanut in their direction, like the Pay Day candy bar.
Charles played a prank on me by hiding my phone. I got him back with a Pay Day! Boy was he surprised.
Pay Day by scratchedtaint June 21, 2022

pay day spawn camping 

Almost a direct result of the recession though it has been observed prior to it. It is the act of going to a friend or family members house and waiting until they either come home with a check or decide to go cash it in an effort to borrow money.
Sue: Someone has been in the Johnson's front yard for about an hour and they aren't home. Should we call the police?
Nate: Nah thats just Bob's brother Guy, he's been pay day spawn camping every other Friday since he lost his job.
Sue: Poor thing, damn economy.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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