G1LB3RTandCUBBY's definitions

Life

God's way of brutally torturing and tormenting you until he decides to smite you.

G1LB3RT: So, so much shit has happened to me, I'm homeless, my whole family has died or disowned me, and all my friends are gone....

CUBBY: I swear man, it's this whole "Life" thing.

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY February 22, 2012

The Shiner

The shiner is a guy/girl who has it all: Looks, Personality, etc.. They are beautiful on the inside and the out, and are meant to be with you forever.

CUBBY-"You and that chick are really close."
G1LB3RT-"I know, I'm pretty sure she could be the shiner."

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 14, 2011

Bear Chug

To drink honey straight out of a plastic bottle shaped like a bear.

It was getting late and we were out of snacks, so grabbed the honey and did the bear chug.

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 13, 2011

Trippin' Snapper

The act of running through a small house, tripping over a chair and breaking a toe, foot, etc.

Someone called the house phone, and Jeffrey did the trippin' snapper trying to answer it in time.

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 13, 2011

Friskay

The act of grabbing one's hand and rubbing your fingers agains the back of their hand.

My friend and I greet each other with a friendly friskay every day.

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011

Pwny

The act of being owned or dominated by a small horse.

"Did you see that kid get defeated in an epic pwny?"

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011

The Angry German

The process of punching someone in the face while yelling "Nein!" (Meaning "no" in German)

My friend suggested we go see a lame chick flick, so I gave him a facefull of The Angry German.

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011