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pavelek

a name for a 40 something woman who only takes it in the ass also the name for a woman who is constantly running out of time
by anigavlover69 January 17, 2008
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Paveled

To become so dismantled that you remove your clothes and engage in a Homoerotic photo shoot.
Person 1: Wow, what the hell happened to you last night, you look terrible?

Person 2: I was Paveled.....
by Little Newts September 30, 2011
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Pavelskiing

The act of pulling down your pants and attempting to suck your own penis in the middle of a sporting event, theatrical performance, or any other event where you are somewhat the focus of attention. In the act of Pavelskiing, the Pavelskier will attempt to Pavelski in a non-discrete location, however all audience members will notice the person attempting to suck their own penis because they are in the middle of an event where many people are focused in on them. The act of Pavelskiing is named after Joe Pavelski, a San Jose Sharks player, who was the first person to attempt such an act.
Person 1- "Hey did you just see that goal?!?"
Person 2- "No I did not see that goal, nor did anyone else, because I was too busy watching the goalie Pavelskiing. He was trying so hard but just couldn't get his own penis into his mouth."
by tallglassofwater December 24, 2014
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pavelescu

Pavelescu usually liekes Diana, he is a pervert, trust me. Pavelescu usually does PJ (pavel jokes) wich are really pervert. He has no friends because of PJs.
Pavelescu: Diana pliz be my girlfriend
Dia: No, stop stalking me.
by dagurlfoboiizz May 20, 2018
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Jordan Pavelka

The cockiest, gayest, asshole to ever enroll at Robbinsville High school. He talks bad about everyone and gets away with it somehow. He looks so fucking gay, and the fact that he has any friends amazes me. If theres anyone I want to burn in hell, its this guy.
Joe:Looks its Jordan Pavelka
John:I wanna beat the shit out of him so bad!
by Legend hasit. October 30, 2011
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Joe Pavelski

one of the best players on the san jose sharks. dosent score to much. assists alot. still an amazing hockey player
joe pavelski is so great!
by kayla.n.123 February 28, 2011
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pavelka

A random, vacuous individual who has achieved some minimum level of obscure celebrity, but is incapable of being interesting, funny, or compelling during any sort of interview or media apperance. Named in honor of Jake Pavelka, the "Bachelor" contestant and douchebag extraordinaire.
I tried listening to the radio today, but the guy being interviewed turned out to be a real pavelka, so I turned it off.
by rally_towel_number_four May 27, 2010
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