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A random, vacuous individual who has achieved some minimum level of obscure celebrity, but is incapable of being interesting, funny, or compelling during any sort of interview or media apperance. Named in honor of Jake Pavelka, the "Bachelor" contestant and douchebag extraordinaire.
I tried listening to the radio today, but the guy being interviewed turned out to be a real pavelka, so I turned it off.
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Jordan Pavelka

The cockiest, gayest, asshole to ever enroll at Robbinsville High school. He talks bad about everyone and gets away with it somehow. He looks so fucking gay, and the fact that he has any friends amazes me. If theres anyone I want to burn in hell, its this guy.
Joe:Looks its Jordan Pavelka
John:I wanna beat the shit out of him so bad!
Jordan Pavelka by Legend hasit. October 30, 2011
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Pavelate 

Spilling a hot bevarage on a piece of expensive electrical equipment. Pavel is a Galway City based computer expert who is known for his talent at rescuing data from "pavelated" computers.
"You pavelated my laptop".
Pavelate by Terry Reynolds November 16, 2010
Pavela is a feminine name. Usually Pavela Is one of the best girls in the world. She is very beautiful,interesting and funny person. She will be your sun in your rainy days.Also Pavela has beautiful mind and she is very intelligent. She is very very caring and calm person,her personality is the best . You can always call her and she will be there for you. Pavela is such an amazing person-you can talk with her about everything.
I met a girl named Pavela and she made my world a better place.
pavela by Aposhjs May 1, 2018

Barča Pavelková 

Strong and independent woman, ready to steal your heart. She's that type of woman that always looks great - with or without make-up. She loves talking about Detroit: Become Human, Minecraft and Undertale a lot. She's also such a memelord.
warm hearted, kind, lovable, charming girl almost woman: Barča Pavelková

Barča Pavelková 

Defines herself as strong independent woman. She's smart, kindhearted, charming young lady and she's not great in the kitchen. She's also one of the biggest memelords in her hometown city.
Girls should be more inspired of Barča Pavelková's manners and dreszing style than they are inspired of modern sluts that they manners and dressing style sucks.