A random, vacuous individual who has achieved some minimum level of obscure celebrity, but is incapable of being interesting, funny, or compelling during any sort of interview or media apperance. Named in honor of Jake Pavelka, the "Bachelor" contestant and douchebag extraordinaire.
I tried listening to the radio today, but the guy being interviewed turned out to be a real pavelka, so I turned it off.
by rally_towel_number_four May 27, 2010
The cockiest, gayest, asshole to ever enroll at Robbinsville High school. He talks bad about everyone and gets away with it somehow. He looks so fucking gay, and the fact that he has any friends amazes me. If theres anyone I want to burn in hell, its this guy.
by Legend hasit. October 30, 2011