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A random, vacuous individual who has achieved some minimum level of obscure celebrity, but is incapable of being interesting, funny, or compelling during any sort of interview or media apperance. Named in honor of Jake Pavelka, the "Bachelor" contestant and douchebag extraordinaire.

I tried listening to the radio today, but the guy being interviewed turned out to be a real pavelka, so I turned it off.

pavelka by rally_towel_number_four May 27, 2010

Words you can keep

Jordan Pavelka

The cockiest, gayest, asshole to ever enroll at Robbinsville High school. He talks bad about everyone and gets away with it somehow. He looks so fucking gay, and the fact that he has any friends amazes me. If theres anyone I want to burn in hell, its this guy.

Joe:Looks its Jordan Pavelka
John:I wanna beat the shit out of him so bad!

Jordan Pavelka by Legend hasit. October 30, 2011

Related Words

pavelka • Jordan Pavelka • pavela • Pavelate • Barča Pavelková • Pavel Datsyuk • Pavel Akulinin • Pavel Pavlyuk • Pavel Payano • Pavel Van

Pavelate

Spilling a hot bevarage on a piece of expensive electrical equipment. Pavel is a Galway City based computer expert who is known for his talent at rescuing data from "pavelated" computers.

"You pavelated my laptop".

Pavelate by Terry Reynolds November 16, 2010

pavela

Pavela is a feminine name. Usually Pavela Is one of the best girls in the world. She is very beautiful,interesting and funny person. She will be your sun in your rainy days.Also Pavela has beautiful mind and she is very intelligent. She is very very caring and calm person,her personality is the best . You can always call her and she will be there for you. Pavela is such an amazing person-you can talk with her about everything.

I met a girl named Pavela and she made my world a better place.

pavela by Aposhjs May 1, 2018

Barča Pavelková

Strong and independent woman, ready to steal your heart. She's that type of woman that always looks great - with or without make-up. She loves talking about Detroit: Become Human, Minecraft and Undertale a lot. She's also such a memelord.

warm hearted, kind, lovable, charming girl almost woman: Barča Pavelková

Barča Pavelková by blooming blossom August 21, 2019

Barča Pavelková

Defines herself as strong independent woman. She's smart, kindhearted, charming young lady and she's not great in the kitchen. She's also one of the biggest memelords in her hometown city.

Girls should be more inspired of Barča Pavelková's manners and dreszing style than they are inspired of modern sluts that they manners and dressing style sucks.

Barča Pavelková by blooming blossom August 21, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026