paunchy

retarted

someone is so paunchy can't do nothing right

paunchy by Shandricka Rogers October 18, 2017

popity paunch 

Big belly fat bastard with a huge gut like an upside down wok under your shirt

Lady 1 : wow dave has really let himself go these days his belly is mega huge he looks like he's 9 months pregnant

Lady 2: correct I knew him when he had a six pack now he has a right popity paunch on him
Lady 1: Most of his time is spent pulling his pants over that fat gut of his
Lady 2 : that popity paunch is a proper ladykiller lol
Lady 1: Aye fatty pants should go on a diet as soon as

popity paunch by Dan the Man From Manchester July 12, 2019

head paunch

The fold of fat on the back of one's head, visible on people of larger stature who favour the shorter haircut.

"Wow, you can really see Penny's head paunch since she got her lesbibob haircut!"

head paunch by Darwinator March 24, 2010

Punchy Facey 

A game where two players take turns punching each other in the face until one player gives up (or is knocked out).

Punchy facey is a game best played with someone you dislike intensely.

The key to winning a game of punchy facey is taking the first turn!

I really don't like you Bill - how about a game of punchy facey..... I go first!

Punchy Facey by DarkPassenger May 29, 2010

paunch 

A rounded stomach, often found on a man, better if it's slighty hairy

What a marvellous paunch Aaron has

You sir! Show me your paunch!

paunch by Lucoire January 21, 2007

Trent From Punchy 

Blow job Addict with a mullet who hates paying for movies at drive in's. Trent is a Dickhead. His friend Kev is "sick." Probably with AIDS. Kev is responsible for Trent's grooming and hairstyle. Kev is a Dickhead. Trent loves to "smash" birds. It is unclear if this act of animal cruelty is practiced with or without his dick, but the act of killing birds occurs around the point of climax during his meth fueled sessions of deviant sex. He loves Police and obeying the law. His mother works hard. You are a Dickhead.

Example 1
"Stop being a Trent from Punchy!!"

"What does that mean!??!"

"Well, a Trent From Punchy is a... Blow job Addict with a mullet who hates paying for movies at drive in's. Trent is a Dickhead. His friend Kev is "sick." Probably with AIDS. Kev is responsible for Trent's grooming and hairstyle. Kev is a Dickhead. Trent loves to "smash" birds. It is unclear if this act of animal cruelty is practiced with or without his dick. He loves Police and obeying the law His mother works hard."

"I don't see how that applies?"

Example 2
"It's my turn on the clicker*!" *foreign for Tv Remote

"No it Ain't!"

"If we watch one more episode of Scrubs* I am going to go Trent from Punchy on you." *Scrubs is synonymous with Inferior Situation Comedy

"Pfffffftttt!!!"

"I hate that show. I swear one more episode and I will kill all your Birds."

"Oh yeah!"

"Yeah"

"Alright then. How about Modern Family instead? I've got it on my Tivo!"

"Sure. That sounds great. I love that show because it makes you think and gives you an erection!"

"Agreed. Now let's kill your birds and fuck!"

Trent From Punchy by Glistening Man Seed Man October 21, 2010

Trent from Punchy 

Sick cunt, ice head, bloody pissa. A dude from Punchbowl having an interview smacked up.

"Hey Trent give me back my purse"
"Just fucking relax ey!"
Trent from Punchy

Trent from Punchy by Loz/Bec October 16, 2008