flat stanley

blowing your load while you're soft
d'jessica couldn't even get me hard, but i still blew my load flat stanley style
by shwoogie May 15, 2010
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paunce

another word for penis
Dude, quit looking at my paunce
by shwoogie March 08, 2008
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soft santa

blowing your load while your soft
i fuckin had to soft santa last night because she couldnt get my chub going
by shwoogie May 15, 2010
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