Definitions by shwoogie

flat stanley 

blowing your load while you're soft

d'jessica couldn't even get me hard, but i still blew my load flat stanley style

flat stanley by shwoogie May 15, 2010

soft santa 

blowing your load while your soft

i fuckin had to soft santa last night because she couldnt get my chub going

soft santa by shwoogie May 15, 2010

paunce

another word for penis

Dude, quit looking at my paunce

paunce by shwoogie March 8, 2008