A state entered after smoking too much marijuana when one looses his or her fine motor skills and may loose the ability to speak or correctly light a bowl. A common symptom of palsy is blowing into the bowl, an offense punishable by up to 5 skips. Derived from cerebral palsy, the condition that "the special kid" in your elementary school had. You know, the one in the wheel chair that drooled.
After 10 bowls of chron we were all to palsy to pack another one, so we just kinda sat there for an hour or so, occasionally going into extreme fits of tandem laughter.
by Tweaked in B-Town November 14, 2005
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portmanteau of "measly" and "paltry", scanty, less than adequate.
That buffet is pretty palsy.
by culurienne August 9, 2012
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"Yo, someone get D-rod under control, he's got the palsy!"
by Jes F October 16, 2003
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Any light sickness, for example a cold.
"I got a bit of the palsy."
by Pat March 29, 2005
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n. a type of hideous retardation causing children at school to look like dinosaurs; a terrible abomination
v. to thrash violently and uncontrollably
(note: not associated with cerebral palsy)
(n.) Her palsy is so bad she looks inhuman
(v.) She palsied until she was removed from the stage.
by tweak April 9, 2003
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A sexual act in which just before sexual climax, one partner zaps the other partner with a taser, and then finishes. Best not performed during oral.
"Last night I gave Ashley the palsy. It was awesome!!!"
by kraker July 27, 2008
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Coming from the word "Palsy," meaning ill, paralyzed, or loss of sensation.

It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.

You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.
Pokey fired up a huge, six paper blunt with super dank wheelchair weed.

He was fucking wrecked. Then, he consumed a fifth of Bellringer gin and huge plate of nachos. After that he was palsied.
by Jrubadub July 14, 2010
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