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A last name for who every man that has it has a huge cock and makes girls cum just by being looked at in a incredible time of 2.35 seconds they have a certain technique to make women happy.

Man that guy fucks women like a real Patriquin!

patriquin by Cockandballsman January 15, 2021

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Patricking

The act of claiming ownership of a girl to another guy, in a sneaky way so that the girl doesn't notice.

Did you see Jason the other night? He had his arm around Kira and kept glaring at me when she wasn't looking. Totally patricking me.

Patricking by kickbotor December 9, 2011

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patriquin • Patricking • patrioting • patrick quinn • Patriot Inflatables

Patricking

The act of licking someone's vagina recently (within 48 hours) after someone else has ejaculated into it.

"Yeah, he didn't know I banged his girl while he was out at sea, so when he got home and dropped on her, he was totally patricking."

Patricking by BizarroTravis January 11, 2009

Patricking

The act of licking someone's vagina recently (within 48 hours) after someone else has ejaculated into it.

"Yeah, he didn't know I banged his girl while he was out at sea, so when he got home and dropped on her, he was totally patricking."

Patricking by BizarroTravis February 7, 2008

patrioting

The action of deflating an object

The pressure on my car's wheels were to high so I had to start patrioting

patrioting by N0H0M0H0B0 January 25, 2015

patricking

to over-excite one's self, to the point that they must extricate this energy in some fashion.

Common ways of extracition include:
crossing arms and rubbing fervently
placing hands on one's face and shaking head quickly
making wild faces whilst extending arms out in exuberance

Katie: "Stop patricking and calm down, we need to pracice!"

Patrick: *hands over face, shaking*

Jacob: (to Andy)"Wow, he hasn't patricked this badly in days."

Andy: "Yeah, let's replace him"

patricking by Musicalandy February 10, 2008

Patricking

patricking; to shut down a game as a joke, with an intention to humour others.

Hey, stop patricking!

Patricking by duisahxsiuxdsjdsj December 1, 2017

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026