BizarroTravis's definitions

Holy Hand Grenade

First you pour diet coke in a girls vagina. Then you grab a handful of mentos and fist fuck her for a count of three. Do not count to four, nor two, lest it proceedeth you to three. Five is right out. Then get the hell out of the way.

"The other day I was fisting my girl and she said 'hey, let's try something kinky' so I gave her the Holy Hand Grenade. I was cleaning diet coke off of my walls for three days.

by BizarroTravis May 14, 2009

Patricked

Past tense of Patricking.

"oh, man I was so pissed off when i found out I had Patricked her..."

by BizarroTravis February 7, 2008

Paiging

The act of becoming a whore.

"Yeah, she used to be a decent girl, but last week she started paiging and banged like five dudes. I hear one even patricked her."

by BizarroTravis February 6, 2008

Patricking

The act of licking someone's vagina recently (within 48 hours) after someone else has ejaculated into it.

"Yeah, he didn't know I banged his girl while he was out at sea, so when he got home and dropped on her, he was totally patricking."

by BizarroTravis February 7, 2008

Patricking

The act of licking someone's vagina recently (within 48 hours) after someone else has ejaculated into it.

"Yeah, he didn't know I banged his girl while he was out at sea, so when he got home and dropped on her, he was totally patricking."

by BizarroTravis January 11, 2009