Patricking

The act of claiming ownership of a girl to another guy, in a sneaky way so that the girl doesn't notice.

Did you see Jason the other night? He had his arm around Kira and kept glaring at me when she wasn't looking. Totally patricking me.

by kickbotor December 9, 2011

Patricking

The act of licking someone's vagina recently (within 48 hours) after someone else has ejaculated into it.

"Yeah, he didn't know I banged his girl while he was out at sea, so when he got home and dropped on her, he was totally patricking."

by BizarroTravis January 11, 2009

Patricking

The act of licking someone's vagina recently (within 48 hours) after someone else has ejaculated into it.

"Yeah, he didn't know I banged his girl while he was out at sea, so when he got home and dropped on her, he was totally patricking."

by BizarroTravis February 7, 2008

patricking

to over-excite one's self, to the point that they must extricate this energy in some fashion.

Common ways of extracition include:
crossing arms and rubbing fervently
placing hands on one's face and shaking head quickly
making wild faces whilst extending arms out in exuberance

Katie: "Stop patricking and calm down, we need to pracice!"

Patrick: *hands over face, shaking*

Jacob: (to Andy)"Wow, he hasn't patricked this badly in days."

Andy: "Yeah, let's replace him"

by Musicalandy February 10, 2008

Patricking

patricking; to shut down a game as a joke, with an intention to humour others.

Hey, stop patricking!

by duisahxsiuxdsjdsj December 1, 2017

Patricking

Lying about your age to get with younger girls.

He told me he was 12, he was really patricking.

by Michael mondiello March 31, 2022

Patricking

A person who is named Patrick who is playing with his balls at exactly 3:01 am

I think Patrick is patricking ngl!

by xzdrftgsrthdrththxzth June 21, 2022