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I’m really pated rn man.
Pated by Ppwolly November 8, 2021
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knotty-pated 

Shakespearian insult for dull-witted, block head!
He was a beslubbering, knotty-pated, fustilarian. (An oily,dim witted, scoundrel)
knotty-pated by Jemswill June 1, 2016
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Twitter-Pated 

1) Letting everyone know, on Twitter, about all the annoying cutesy things you and your new love do.
2) Sending love thoughts to your new love on Twitter for us all to see (and eventually become annoyed by).
See also: Twittiot
4) Assuming Everyone is in love with you and need to read on Twitter about your every new thought and goal for the day. (also see: Twittiot)
3) This can also mean "Falling in Love" according to Disney Fans.
Definition 1) Jane Twitters everytime she's thinking about her long kiss in the moonlight. She's Twitter-Pated.
Definition 4) Jenny feels the need to tell us about her random thoughts on how to be a better worker and how we should all work as hard as she does to help the environment.

Cons-toe-pated 

What happens when you can't take a SHIT because NINETOES put his foot up your MOTHERFUCKING ASS
The man would not shut his fucking mouth and kept running his neck, after being bitch slapped he was turned around and quickly became cons-toe-pated for being stupid

twitter pated

The feeling you get before you have sex.
After kissing her ear i felt twitter pated and wanted to fuck.
twitter pated by Tina Peck September 7, 2005

Twitter-pated 

1. completely and totally obsessed with Twitter.
2. constantly checking/updating Twitter
Alanna's completely Twitter-pated. She's always online.
Twitter-pated by Iustì September 4, 2009

twitter-pated 

Originating from WALT DISNEY'S BAMBIE-The feeling your new girlfriend has when you first start going out and before she loses interest in you and doesnt want to talk about things apon finding out that she's moving to a different state. She will then find a new man behind your back who can supply her with a much better long distance relationship and find that he makes her much more twitter-pated than you did. she is then NO LONGER TWITTER-PATED by you. (SEE ALSO: horny, indecicive, unwilling, secretive)
"I got really twitter-pated when that hot guy drove buy with his nice car."
"Yesterday i felt really twitter-pated by him, but not today."
"Hmmm. I was twitter-pated when i first saw you but not now that i've gotten to know that you arent perfect..."
twitter-pated by bbrooks March 10, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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