Definitions by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES

Spallower

A bitch who be sucking Ninetoes cock, and she attempts to swallow but ends up spitting just a little bit in the process, similar to trying to shotgun a beer and backwashing onto the outside of the bottleneck.

On her application for the casting couch she stated she was a professional with the head game, but once she bottomed out on the shaft, and tried to shotgun the load, we quickly realized she was untrained and that she was a Spallower

Spallower by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES January 15, 2022

Tweak-a-dactyle 

An Apache Junction term for a meth-head who's been up for weeks hallucinating and so spun out that their arms flap like Teradactyle wings. Often seen outside of houses containing methlabs after sampling several meth cooks products and most do not have but 3 or less teeth. Sometimes found perched on top of dumpsters defending their Trash Treasures

I was driving near the base of the superstition mountain and stopped at a traffic light and was attacked by a Tweak-a-dactyle and almost died

Tweak-a-dactyle by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 27, 2021

Toe-Minator 

A motherfucking super hero named NineToes who is 100 times more badass than the Terminator

If you try to pull some shady ass backstabbing drama causing schwacked out dope hoe-ish two -faced bullshit you will meet your fate and judgement from the Toe-Minator

Toe-Minator by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2021

Cons-toe-pated 

What happens when you can't take a SHIT because NINETOES put his foot up your MOTHERFUCKING ASS

The man would not shut his fucking mouth and kept running his neck, after being bitch slapped he was turned around and quickly became cons-toe-pated for being stupid

Cons-toe-pated by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2021

Mas-Toe-Bation

Someone using the digits of their feet to perform acts to make themselves ejaculate

The woman was a double armed amputee and couldnt get laid so she had to rely on Mas-Toe-Bation to bust a fucking nut

Mas-Toe-Bation by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021

Toe-fu

A form of Marital Arts in which bitches orgasm from positions that are kinky with a pinky. In which the foot penetrates the camel toe.... Similar to a TOE-LOCK and the resulting climax squirtingly excreets CAMEL TOE-JAM

If your pickup lines fail, and the snatch is hungry you can use your training in toe-fu to satisfy her craving and get her in a butt-naked choke hold.

Toe-fu by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021