Pated 

Constipated

I’m really pated rn man.

Pated by Ppwolly November 8, 2021

knotty-pated 

Shakespearian insult for dull-witted, block head!

He was a beslubbering, knotty-pated, fustilarian. (An oily,dim witted, scoundrel)

knotty-pated by Jemswill June 1, 2016

Twitter-Pated 

1) Letting everyone know, on Twitter, about all the annoying cutesy things you and your new love do.
2) Sending love thoughts to your new love on Twitter for us all to see (and eventually become annoyed by).
See also: Twittiot
4) Assuming Everyone is in love with you and need to read on Twitter about your every new thought and goal for the day. (also see: Twittiot)
3) This can also mean "Falling in Love" according to Disney Fans.

Definition 1) Jane Twitters everytime she's thinking about her long kiss in the moonlight. She's Twitter-Pated.
Definition 4) Jenny feels the need to tell us about her random thoughts on how to be a better worker and how we should all work as hard as she does to help the environment.

Twitter-Pated by MoDacious-AltaLoma April 7, 2009

Cons-toe-pated 

What happens when you can't take a SHIT because NINETOES put his foot up your MOTHERFUCKING ASS

The man would not shut his fucking mouth and kept running his neck, after being bitch slapped he was turned around and quickly became cons-toe-pated for being stupid

Cons-toe-pated by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2021

twitter pated

The feeling you get before you have sex.

After kissing her ear i felt twitter pated and wanted to fuck.

twitter pated by Tina Peck September 7, 2005

Twitter-pated 

1. completely and totally obsessed with Twitter.
2. constantly checking/updating Twitter

Alanna's completely Twitter-pated. She's always online.

Twitter-pated by Iustì September 4, 2009

twitter-pated 

Originating from WALT DISNEY'S BAMBIE-The feeling your new girlfriend has when you first start going out and before she loses interest in you and doesnt want to talk about things apon finding out that she's moving to a different state. She will then find a new man behind your back who can supply her with a much better long distance relationship and find that he makes her much more twitter-pated than you did. she is then NO LONGER TWITTER-PATED by you. (SEE ALSO: horny, indecicive, unwilling, secretive)

"I got really twitter-pated when that hot guy drove buy with his nice car."
"Yesterday i felt really twitter-pated by him, but not today."
"Hmmm. I was twitter-pated when i first saw you but not now that i've gotten to know that you arent perfect..."

twitter-pated by bbrooks March 10, 2009