Paed
Paed by Dr Samuel Johnson June 9, 2009
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paed
Shortened version of the word paedophile, a child molestering "paed". Also could be short for paedo.
paed by Darren Jacobs July 9, 2005
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paedophile • paedo • paed • Paedofinder General • paedophobe • paedosexual • paedo bill • Paedo Files • Paedogeddon • paedon
PAed My Pants
Dude: "Hey Kathy, can you pass me a greek dog?"
Kathy: "Hey brah, sure thing! Did you hear that funny new joke?"
Dude: "Yeah, gurl. I was in Pittsburgh when I heard it, and totally PAed my pants laughing."
Kathy: "Totes"
Kathy: "Hey brah, sure thing! Did you hear that funny new joke?"
Dude: "Yeah, gurl. I was in Pittsburgh when I heard it, and totally PAed my pants laughing."
Kathy: "Totes"
PAed My Pants by CrimsonMays June 16, 2010
Paedo Sheen
Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen
Paedo Sheen by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020
Urban Paedo
Urban Paedo by Real Samsons Lifters May 22, 2019
Paedofinder General
Character from Monkey Dust responsible for persecuting anyone who's has ever seen, heard, met or imagined children.
Paedofinder General by Carnophage December 15, 2004
PaedoPhil
Did you hear? PaedoPhil is being released today!
Oh look, there's that PaedoPhil!
PaedoPhil got locked up again today, the dirty paedo!
Oh look, there's that PaedoPhil!
PaedoPhil got locked up again today, the dirty paedo!
PaedoPhil by MyWordsAreMyOwn January 10, 2021
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