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the pass off 

When you are in the shower and need a poop, so you poop into your hand and drop it into the toilet.
Kyle really needed to poop in the shower, so he did the pass off.
the pass off by The pass offer June 21, 2021

passing off" the "small pet pass-off 

Where you cuddle a buxom girl's pint-sized "furry four-legged friend" (cat, small dog, rabbit, etc.) for a while, then hand over the animal to her, obliging her to allow your hands/arms to press/rub right against her luscious chest-pillows for a few seconds as she carefully transfers her pet from your grasp to hers. A great and totally "acceptable" way to "cop a free feel" without the cutie's being able to accuse you of being too touchy feeley; if you're super-careful to not move your hand or arm any more than would logically be necessary to simply "pass off" the chesty chick's pet to her, most likely she won't even realize/suspect that you were "passing off"anything on her in the first place.
Sometimes a "pleeze squeeze theeze"-minded chick can herself be guilty of "passing off" the "small pet pass-off" on a guy --- she takes her sweet time and does more "maneuvering and wriggling" than seemingly necessary to merely take back her pet from him. :P

Cut Off at the Pass 

To be denied access to the crapper when your fit to burst. On entering the toilet with bungles right arm busting to get out, only to discover the only cubicle is already occupied. Leave
Man I can't believe it I was holding a 2lb turd in the locker only to get cut off at the pass
Cut Off at the Pass by zeerman January 20, 2011

head em off at the pass 

an old term meaning: to get to where they're going before they even know what the fuck you are doing
if i cut across the grass then i can head em off at the pass

pass-offable

adjective; descibing something that can be passed off.
The dent in my car is definately pass-offable as an accident that i know nothing about.
pass-offable by kellymonster January 6, 2008

Offical N Word Pass Day 

On September 4th of every year you get 1 N Word Pass, you get no hard R, and it expires 1 week later
Yo Tommorrow is a offical N Word Pass Day , Cant Wait to say to my friends wasg my ni-
Offical N Word Pass Day by SadgeDerp September 3, 2021
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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