Definitions by awesome24678
Swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer
Keeping with baseball metaphors it is to go after someone far more attractive than oneselves and manage to have sex with them.
Michael: You went after Mackenzie? That's pretty bold she's like a 10!
Sanders: Yeah she is, we hooked up though.
Michael: Oh shit you swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer.
Sanders: Yeah she is, we hooked up though.
Michael: Oh shit you swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer.
Swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer by awesome24678 January 9, 2017
head em off at the pass
an old term meaning: to get to where they're going before they even know what the fuck you are doing
head em off at the pass by awesome24678 June 15, 2011
half job
when a female puts sexual images into a mans mind while he masturbates, almost a hand job but not quite
half job by awesome24678 October 16, 2010
montana sheepshear
when your girlfriend doesnt have sex with you, you wait til she falls asleep and masturbate until you cum on her back then you shave her pubic hair then stick it to her back making her fuzzy like a sheep
montana sheepshear by awesome24678 June 3, 2010
shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch
shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch by awesome24678 May 26, 2010
nebraskan cornhusker
as you have sex witha woman you slip your fingers in her vagina and spread it apart as though your husking corn
nebraskan cornhusker by awesome24678 May 25, 2010