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Parasanience 

Parasanience is a disorder thats usually self-diagnosed and means paradoxes, sanity, and sentience, If you would like to become slightly Parasanient like me then keep reading, otherwise..Save your sanity and read a different defiinition.

Symptoms will usually include:

Depression, feeling like the world is fake, knowing that even if you knew if the world was fake or not that it wouldn't matter, thinking that the opposite happens of what your thinking, noticing more coincidinces than normal, feeling there's not enough time in life and being afraid of unknown scenarios after death, realizing there is no fully functional meaning to life (other than fun), thinking of what your saying resulting in paradox, and thinking of parting from this reality because you think it's fake.

If you believe you have been Parasanient before please email me: "enderheroes.zeke@gmail.com",

and I, Ezekiel David Ross - age 13 on April 8th, 2021
Believe that,
I have full Parasanience.
Parasanience by ENDA_DUDE April 8, 2021

parsandbirdies 

A nick name used on golfing forum sites around the world, created in Melbourne and rose to folklore status through the iseekgolf forums. parsandbirdies was also the founder of the " Collingwood - How good are they!' thread that broke all sporting rules and up to this day is still killing the ratings.
parsandbirdies is a good bloke, a nickname that leaves you in awe, a mad collingood supporter, a great golfer, parsandbirdies is folklore.

Parsantarman 

the mythological creature that was worshipped by the Mayans. Belived to have brought good luck when worshiped and brought death when not. He was half man, half eagel, half leapord, half jesus. The Mayans did not know that was 200% they had no number system.
The Parsantarman yelled rawr, you are helled, and flew off.
Parsantarman by -Dr. J. S. Shmurman September 13, 2004

parisanity 

the religion of Paris Hilton lovers; religion of people who follow "Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose"
Jenna converted Nina and Ms. Chorna to Parisanity
parisanity by fierceness December 30, 2007
Parisans are people who adhere strictly to all social hygiene practices. These would include people who practice good social hygiene in order not to afflict innocents who they may come into casual contact with by imposing whatever virus or organism they're playing host to. Parisans understand that they may afflict someone unknowingly and are socially conscious individuals. Parisans are responsible human beings and are VERY considerate of those around them. Parisans don't need laws to dictate to them what is and what is not socially acceptable hygienic behavior. They are usually very well researched on these topics and will not listen to conspiracy theories that say things to the contrary and are unsupported by any scientific data.
A group of Parisans saw a chap walking down the street during a pandemic, not wearing a mask, and gave them the facts about the usefulness of masks and the abatement/mitigation of respiratory disease. Literature may soon become available.
Parisans by Ahealthierhappierworld September 5, 2020

pausanos 

the friend that clams they are straight but they know they aren't, they also are most likely the 3rd wheel because they aren't going to date the oppisite gender but they are closted.
oh, your the pausanos of your friend group.
pausanos by Gay goldfish85 April 23, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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